The CableGuy
Well-Known Member
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WELCOME TO THE NEW SEASON. YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. THE BOARD HAS PRE-SELECTED 5 PLAYERS AND THEY HAVE BEEN PUT ON THE TRANSFER LIST. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
12 games later, bottom of the league & lowest goal scorers....
YOU ARE STILL LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. THE BOARD HAS PRE-SELECTED YOUR BEST STRIKER AND THEY HAVE BEEN PUT ON THE TRANSFER LIST. YOU CAN NOT UNDO THIS OPERATION. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
3 games later, bottom of the league.....you go to the 'loan players' screen.....
YOU WERE PREVIOUSLY PLACED UNDER A TRANSFER EMBARGO. PLEASE PRESS E TO EXIT THE LOAN PLAYERS SCREEN.
4 games later....
YOUR BREAK-EVEN CROWD ATTENDANCE NOW EXCEEDS THE CAPACITY OF YOUR GROUND BY A FACTOR OF 3. YOU DO NOT HAVE FUNDS TO EXTEND THE GROUND. IT IS NOT YOUR GROUND. YOU ARE STILL LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. MONEY BECOMING AN ISSUE. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
2 games later....
THE FITNESS OF YOUR PLAYERS IS DANGEROUSLY LOW. PRESS F TO GO TO THE FITNESS COACH SCREEN
Press F....
YOU HAVE NO FITNESS COACH. YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. PRESS E TO EXIT THE FITNESS COACH SCREEN
3 games later....
YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR EXIT FROM THE TRANSFER EMBARGO BUT YOUR SELECTED TRANSFER TARGET HAS DECIDED TO GO TO BARNSLEY. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
2 games later....
HITTING THE KEYBOARD WILL NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. ADMIT IT - YOU'RE SCREWED. PRESS C TO CONTINUE OR S FOR SCREWED.
4 games later....
DO YOU WANT TO PAY THIS MONTH'S RENT? PRESS P FOR PAY RENT OR W TO WITHHOLD RENT.
6 games later after pressing W....
YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH, NOT INCLUDING THE £200,000 YOU OWE IN RENT. PRESS B TO BLAME THE COUNCIL OR C TO CONTINUE.
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At what point would you say 'frack it!' and load up Call of Duty?
WELCOME TO THE NEW SEASON. YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. THE BOARD HAS PRE-SELECTED 5 PLAYERS AND THEY HAVE BEEN PUT ON THE TRANSFER LIST. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
12 games later, bottom of the league & lowest goal scorers....
YOU ARE STILL LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. THE BOARD HAS PRE-SELECTED YOUR BEST STRIKER AND THEY HAVE BEEN PUT ON THE TRANSFER LIST. YOU CAN NOT UNDO THIS OPERATION. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
3 games later, bottom of the league.....you go to the 'loan players' screen.....
YOU WERE PREVIOUSLY PLACED UNDER A TRANSFER EMBARGO. PLEASE PRESS E TO EXIT THE LOAN PLAYERS SCREEN.
4 games later....
YOUR BREAK-EVEN CROWD ATTENDANCE NOW EXCEEDS THE CAPACITY OF YOUR GROUND BY A FACTOR OF 3. YOU DO NOT HAVE FUNDS TO EXTEND THE GROUND. IT IS NOT YOUR GROUND. YOU ARE STILL LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. MONEY BECOMING AN ISSUE. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
2 games later....
THE FITNESS OF YOUR PLAYERS IS DANGEROUSLY LOW. PRESS F TO GO TO THE FITNESS COACH SCREEN
Press F....
YOU HAVE NO FITNESS COACH. YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. PRESS E TO EXIT THE FITNESS COACH SCREEN
3 games later....
YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR EXIT FROM THE TRANSFER EMBARGO BUT YOUR SELECTED TRANSFER TARGET HAS DECIDED TO GO TO BARNSLEY. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
2 games later....
HITTING THE KEYBOARD WILL NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. ADMIT IT - YOU'RE SCREWED. PRESS C TO CONTINUE OR S FOR SCREWED.
4 games later....
DO YOU WANT TO PAY THIS MONTH'S RENT? PRESS P FOR PAY RENT OR W TO WITHHOLD RENT.
6 games later after pressing W....
YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH, NOT INCLUDING THE £200,000 YOU OWE IN RENT. PRESS B TO BLAME THE COUNCIL OR C TO CONTINUE.
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At what point would you say 'frack it!' and load up Call of Duty?
