WELCOME TO THE NEW SEASON. YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. THE BOARD HAS PRE-SELECTED 5 PLAYERS AND THEY HAVE BEEN PUT ON THE TRANSFER LIST. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
12 games later, bottom of the league & lowest goal scorers....
YOU ARE STILL LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. THE BOARD HAS PRE-SELECTED YOUR BEST STRIKER AND THEY HAVE BEEN PUT ON THE TRANSFER LIST. YOU CAN NOT UNDO THIS OPERATION. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
3 games later, bottom of the league.....you go to the 'loan players' screen.....
YOU WERE PREVIOUSLY PLACED UNDER A TRANSFER EMBARGO. PLEASE PRESS E TO EXIT THE LOAN PLAYERS SCREEN.
4 games later....
YOUR BREAK-EVEN CROWD ATTENDANCE NOW EXCEEDS THE CAPACITY OF YOUR GROUND BY A FACTOR OF 3. YOU DO NOT HAVE FUNDS TO EXTEND THE GROUND. IT IS NOT YOUR GROUND. YOU ARE STILL LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. MONEY BECOMING AN ISSUE. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
2 games later.... THE FITNESS OF YOUR PLAYERS IS DANGEROUSLY LOW. PRESS F TO GO TO THE FITNESS COACH SCREEN
Press F....
YOU HAVE NO FITNESS COACH. YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. PRESS E TO EXIT THE FITNESS COACH SCREEN
3 games later....
YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR EXIT FROM THE TRANSFER EMBARGO BUT YOUR SELECTED TRANSFER TARGET HAS DECIDED TO GO TO BARNSLEY. PRESS C TO CONTINUE.
2 games later....
HITTING THE KEYBOARD WILL NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH. ADMIT IT - YOU'RE SCREWED. PRESS C TO CONTINUE OR S FOR SCREWED. 4 games later....
DO YOU WANT TO PAY THIS MONTH'S RENT? PRESS P FOR PAY RENT OR W TO WITHHOLD RENT.
6 games later after pressing W....
YOU ARE LOSING £500,000 PER MONTH, NOT INCLUDING THE £200,000 YOU OWE IN RENT. PRESS B TO BLAME THE COUNCIL OR C TO CONTINUE.
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At what point would you say 'frack it!' and load up Call of Duty?
I just went into editor put rooney messi and robben in my team gave myself 90 million to spend and won the championship with 120 points if only real life was that easy
Post match quotes: Choose from 'Can't fault the lads' effort', 'I wouldn't swap them for anyone', 'We're looking to get a few bodies in' or 'Fair play to Nuneaton, they had too much for us today'. 'Err' frequency can be set from every 4th to every other word.
I just went into editor put rooney messi and robben in my team gave myself 90 million to spend and won the championship with 120 points if only real life was that easy