FBI To Probe Scarlett Johansson (1 Viewer)

[Glenn Storer]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-14928252

Oh, very well done America. Spend some of your security budget on looking at Scarlett Johansson's funbags.

Got any jobs lads?

 

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[We'll_live_and_die]

Have you seen the picatures?

 

[Glenn Storer]

Have you seen the picatures?

I have, I was sure it was her before I saw this article.

Impressive. Sometimes you don't want to see under the veneer of celebs, kinda shatters the illusion..

But damn.

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

She shoulda put some make up on first though.

 

[Glenn Storer]

She shoulda put some make up on first though.

I dunno, I thought she looked quite good.

I'd love to be the jammy bastard at the FBI that gets this case assignment.

 

[CovKingChris]

She needs a better camera

 

[Glenn Storer]

She needs a better camera

I'm sure the FBI lads will soon brush it up.

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

The FBI will need to see her in the flesh to ensure the photos are genuine.

 

[Glenn Storer]

The FBI will need to see her in the flesh to ensure the photos are genuine.

Hello Miss Johansson, I'm Special Agent Dix and this is Special Agent Balls, we're here to fix your pipes.

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

Special agent Cox has gone to check the back passage is not blocked.

 

[Glenn Storer]

Oh very good.

This is Special Agent Bounces, she's our top field agent. She's very much interested in getting to the bottom of this case.

 

[Otis]

I'm pretty sure it isn't only the FBI who would like to probe Scarlett Johansson.

 

[Glenn Storer]

I'm pretty sure it isn't only the FBI who would like to probe Scarlett Johansson.

Very good, I'd have been disappointed if nobody said it.

 

[dutchman]

Have you seen the pictures?

Here they are:

 

[We'll_live_and_die]

You naughty boy!