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Nick · Dec 12, 2012

I think you might be next :

A DARTS fan was forced to leave a live televised final – because he looked like JESUS.
Bearded Nathan Grindal, 33, was enjoying the match between star champ Phil Taylor and Kim Huybrechts when some of the 4,500-strong audience spotted his likeness to the son of God.
Chants of "Jesus" quickly spread through the rowdy crowd, interrupting play at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset.
Security was called before six bouncers escorted upset Nathan from the Cash Converters Players' Championship, being shown on ITV4.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4694296/one-hundred-and-deity.html

Otis · Dec 12, 2012

From Cash Convertors?

Did he convert the cash into wine?

ricohman · Dec 12, 2012

What has this got to do with the ricoh

wingy · Dec 12, 2012

ricohman said:
What has this got to do with the ricoh

CCFC have their very own Jesus among the faithful in Block 15-16 or did till the game against donny last year ,Did he get abaning order ,or just a slap on the wrist.

skybluebeduff · Dec 12, 2012

All hail the first made up character in the written word of another made up character :facepalm:

Religion, God, Harry Potter...... see the pattern?

skyblueinBaku · Dec 12, 2012

Otis said:
Did he convert the cash into wine?

I do that very often, Otis.

The soothsayer · Dec 12, 2012

Nick said:
I think you might be next :

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4694296/one-hundred-and-deity.html

Will Bell be escorted from the ricoh for looking like a footballer?

pusbccfc · Dec 12, 2012

wingy said:
CCFC have their very own Jesus among the faithful in Block 15-16 or did till the game against donny last year ,Did he get abaning order ,or just a slap on the wrist.

No! He's still a regular!

SkyBlueCharlie · Dec 12, 2012

The soothsayer said:
Will Bell be escorted from the ricoh for looking like a footballer?

No chance, when did he ever look like a footballer? football perhaps.....

skyblueman · Dec 12, 2012

pusbccfc said:
No! He's still a regular!

Glad he's still there.. we need a miracle

Otis · Dec 12, 2012

skybluebeduff said:
All hail the first made up character in the written word of another made up character :facepalm:

Religion, God, Harry Potter...... see the pattern?

They were all created by women?

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Alex · Dec 12, 2012

I remember when our 'Jesus' invaded the pitch and was removed by the stewards, I think last season...
Fond memories :laugh:

SkyBlueCharlie · Dec 12, 2012

We Believe in one Club,

Coventry City, the only Club,

of all that is seen and unseen.

We believe in one manager, Mark Robins,
the only son of the Club.

Club of Clubs, Manager of Managers,
true Manager of the true Club,
begotten not made,
of one being with the Club.

Through Him promotion was found.

ccfcdan · Dec 12, 2012

Not so funny for Jesus himself though. He got dragged to the floor in a headlock and punched by a steward.

coundonskyblue · Dec 12, 2012

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ccfcdan said:
Not so funny for Jesus himself though. He got dragged to the floor in a headlock and punched by a steward.

Well the steward will pay for that on judgement day!

oakey · Dec 12, 2012

Someone is very ignorant if they think Jesus is a made up character. Ask any historian of ancient times and they will show you vast evidence of a real person. Maybe not son of God, healer miracle maker etc ... But definitely a real person. If you doubt it do the research.

Black6Osprey · Dec 12, 2012

The gospel according to Oakey the Bear. Mmmm.... I think I'll pass.

coundonskyblue · Dec 12, 2012

oakey said:
Someone is very ignorant if they think Jesus is a made up character. Ask any historian of ancient times and they will show you vast evidence of a real person. Maybe not son of God, healer miracle maker etc ... But definitely a real person. If you doubt it do the research.

Unfortunately our schooling system has led to 20% of school leavers thinking Winston Churchill was a fictional character. Getting them to realise a man who lived 2000 years earlier than that was real will be very difficult!

Nick · Dec 12, 2012

Alex said:
I remember when our 'Jesus' invaded the pitch and was removed by the stewards, I think last season...
Fond memories :laugh:

I think it was Donny, every man and their dog did a pitch invasion and got a kickin.

Mainly because they made the stewards in orange look useless as they couldn't run or get anywhere near them (even when there was 9 or 10 stewards chasing 1 man)

deanocity3 · Dec 12, 2012

Ricoh Jesus is out new goalkeeper we have on trial.He is a great shot stopper but hates crosses

oakey · Dec 12, 2012

coundonskyblue said:
Unfortunately our schooling system has led to 20% of school leavers thinking Winston Churchill was a fictional character. Getting them to realise a man who lived 2000 years earlier than that was real will be very difficult!

You're right. Kids I know think ninjas are real.

PVA · Dec 12, 2012

Alex said:
I remember when our 'Jesus' invaded the pitch and was removed by the stewards, I think last season...
Fond memories :laugh:

Yes it was Donny. Last home game of the season, we were relegated that day I think.

Does anyone know if he, or any of the others that ran on the pitch, got in any trouble for that? Just a hefty fine I presume.

Nick · Dec 12, 2012

I have seen one of the lads at the games since.He was the one who ran the full length of the pitch then casually went back into the crowd on his own!

Jesus could also be :

If he was that funny I'd go to church!

Could also be the homeless fella who walks around Bedworth / Holbrooks all the time.

cyril · Dec 12, 2012

Nick, have you seen him in " the candidate" with will ferrel. It's funny as

deanocity3 · Dec 12, 2012

Nick said:
I have seen one of the lads at the games since.He was the one who ran the full length of the pitch then casually went back into the crowd on his own!

Jesus could also be :

If he was that funny I'd go to church!

Could also be the homeless fella who walks around Bedworth / Holbrooks all the time.

It's Craig Bellamy's dad David

hill83 · Dec 13, 2012

PVA said:
Yes it was Donny. Last home game of the season, we were relegated that day I think.

Does anyone know if he, or any of the others that ran on the pitch, got in any trouble for that? Just a hefty fine I presume.

No fine or anything, we were back in the wheatsheaf within 10 minutes. He essentially got a pat on the back.

Hullinho87 · Dec 13, 2012

oakey said:
You're right. Kids I know think ninjas are real.

They are!!

JulianDarbyFTW · Dec 13, 2012

At the JPT it highly amused me when the 'Jesus, give us a song, Jesus, Jesus give us a song' shout went out. The guy's a cult. Ahem.

skybluebeduff · Dec 14, 2012

coundonskyblue said:
Unfortunately our schooling system has led to 20% of school leavers thinking Winston Churchill was a fictional character. Getting them to realise a man who lived 2000 years earlier than that was real will be very difficult!

Jesus was an extraterrestrial, simple as that.

TheUKGryphon · Dec 15, 2012

wingy said:
CCFC have their very own Jesus among the faithful in Block 15-16 or did till the game against donny last year ,Did he get abaning order ,or just a slap on the wrist.

He's not banned, he's not been up as much but he has been up this season a few times. Anyone arrested at the Donny game lastg season was let go without caution or charge.

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