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Nick

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I think you might be next :

A DARTS fan was forced to leave a live televised final – because he looked like JESUS.
Bearded Nathan Grindal, 33, was enjoying the match between star champ Phil Taylor and Kim Huybrechts when some of the 4,500-strong audience spotted his likeness to the son of God.
Chants of "Jesus" quickly spread through the rowdy crowd, interrupting play at Butlins in Minehead, Somerset.
Security was called before six bouncers escorted upset Nathan from the Cash Converters Players' Championship, being shown on ITV4.
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4694296/one-hundred-and-deity.html
 
skybluebeduff

skybluebeduff

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All hail the first made up character in the written word of another made up character :facepalm:

Religion, God, Harry Potter...... see the pattern?
 
pusbccfc

pusbccfc

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wingy said:
CCFC have their very own Jesus among the faithful in Block 15-16 or did till the game against donny last year ,Did he get abaning order ,or just a slap on the wrist.
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No! He's still a regular!
 
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Alex

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I remember when our 'Jesus' invaded the pitch and was removed by the stewards, I think last season...
Fond memories :laugh:
 
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SkyBlueCharlie

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We Believe in one Club,

Coventry City, the only Club,

of all that is seen and unseen.​

We believe in one manager, Mark Robins,
the only son of the Club.​

Club of Clubs, Manager of Managers,
true Manager of the true Club,
begotten not made,
of one being with the Club.​

Through Him promotion was found.​
 
ccfcdan

ccfcdan

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Not so funny for Jesus himself though. He got dragged to the floor in a headlock and punched by a steward.
 
oakey

oakey

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Someone is very ignorant if they think Jesus is a made up character. Ask any historian of ancient times and they will show you vast evidence of a real person. Maybe not son of God, healer miracle maker etc ... But definitely a real person. If you doubt it do the research.
 
coundonskyblue

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oakey said:
Someone is very ignorant if they think Jesus is a made up character. Ask any historian of ancient times and they will show you vast evidence of a real person. Maybe not son of God, healer miracle maker etc ... But definitely a real person. If you doubt it do the research.
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Unfortunately our schooling system has led to 20% of school leavers thinking Winston Churchill was a fictional character. Getting them to realise a man who lived 2000 years earlier than that was real will be very difficult!
 
Nick

Nick

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Alex said:
I remember when our 'Jesus' invaded the pitch and was removed by the stewards, I think last season...
Fond memories :laugh:
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I think it was Donny, every man and their dog did a pitch invasion and got a kickin.

Mainly because they made the stewards in orange look useless as they couldn't run or get anywhere near them (even when there was 9 or 10 stewards chasing 1 man)
 
oakey

oakey

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coundonskyblue said:
Unfortunately our schooling system has led to 20% of school leavers thinking Winston Churchill was a fictional character. Getting them to realise a man who lived 2000 years earlier than that was real will be very difficult!
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You're right. Kids I know think ninjas are real.
 
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PVA

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Alex said:
I remember when our 'Jesus' invaded the pitch and was removed by the stewards, I think last season...
Fond memories :laugh:
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Yes it was Donny. Last home game of the season, we were relegated that day I think.

Does anyone know if he, or any of the others that ran on the pitch, got in any trouble for that? Just a hefty fine I presume.
 
Nick

Nick

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I have seen one of the lads at the games since.He was the one who ran the full length of the pitch then casually went back into the crowd on his own!

Jesus could also be :

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If he was that funny I'd go to church!

Could also be the homeless fella who walks around Bedworth / Holbrooks all the time.
 
hill83

hill83

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PVA said:
Yes it was Donny. Last home game of the season, we were relegated that day I think.

Does anyone know if he, or any of the others that ran on the pitch, got in any trouble for that? Just a hefty fine I presume.
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No fine or anything, we were back in the wheatsheaf within 10 minutes. He essentially got a pat on the back.
 
JulianDarbyFTW

JulianDarbyFTW

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At the JPT it highly amused me when the 'Jesus, give us a song, Jesus, Jesus give us a song' shout went out. The guy's a cult. Ahem.
 
skybluebeduff

skybluebeduff

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coundonskyblue said:
Unfortunately our schooling system has led to 20% of school leavers thinking Winston Churchill was a fictional character. Getting them to realise a man who lived 2000 years earlier than that was real will be very difficult!
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Jesus was an extraterrestrial, simple as that.
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TheUKGryphon

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wingy said:
CCFC have their very own Jesus among the faithful in Block 15-16 or did till the game against donny last year ,Did he get abaning order ,or just a slap on the wrist.
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He's not banned, he's not been up as much but he has been up this season a few times. Anyone arrested at the Donny game lastg season was let go without caution or charge.
 
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