Euromillions Tonight-Invest in Cov? (1 Viewer)

[stevefloyd]

Well I never won so another feckin week at work for me and nobody won it but on Tuesday its for the same amount £169m so wheres all the extra revenue gone?

Not one fucking number right

Did you spell the numbers wrong too?

 

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[covcity4life]

Well I never won so another feckin week at work for me and nobody won it but on Tuesday its for the same amount £169m so wheres all the extra revenue gone?

Sisu

 

[COVKIDSNEVERQUIT]

on Tuesday its for the same amount £169m so wheres all the extra revenue gon

Apparently it’s going on the lower winning numbers , ie the 100tho prize draw becomes 300tho

 

[christonabike]

If I win I’m buying a big fook off owl. Then spend a few quid on the City!

 

[Skyblue_LDN]

I’d buy tickets/season tickets and lay on travel for all fans wanting to go. Keep cash flowing into the business and hope the mess is sorted out one day.

 

[Manchester_sky_blue]

£169 million sounds like a lot but a club like Cov could soon burn through that. Building a stadium for the club to use isn't a bad idea but you'd need a watertight legal agreement to protect yourself against future liabilities and costs

 

[SkyBlueDom26]

If I win I’m buying a big fook off owl.

 

[ICHAN]

Nope, £169 million would soon be gone investing in a football team, with very little reward, fans would still say you've invested nothing when it's all gone, and be the worst owner ever.

 

[Greggs]

What are the odds of winning something worthwhile? Can any maths wizards conjure up the odds of a grand or more back please?

 

[shmmeee]

What are the odds of winning something worthwhile? Can any maths wizards conjure up the odds of a grand or more back please?

Yeah it’s NoFuckingChance to the power of BuggerAll

Or in standard units: 1.64 GotAHandJobOffRachelRileys

 

[Greggs]

Yeah it’s NoFuckingChance to the power of BuggerAll

Or in standard units: 1.64 GotAHandJobOffRachelRileys

That's my thought bro, i know it would be nice, but it's practically burning money having a go!

 

[shmmeee]

That's my thought bro, i know it would be nice, but it's practically burning money having a go!

I mean someone’s gotta win, I’ll be playing tonight but doing so in the knowledge that I’m paying £2.50 to spend a couple of hours wondering what I’d do if I won rather than in any expectation of winning.

 

[Greggs]

I mean someone’s gotta win, I’ll be playing tonight but doing so in the knowledge that I’m paying £2.50 to spend a couple of hours wondering what I’d do if I won rather than in any expectation of winning.

I hate those thoughts! For some reason it always ends up with hookers and cocaine haha

 

[covcity4life]

ah the dream of not having to work again

ive just bought another ticket lol

will give all 169m to mowbray to recruit

 

[stevefloyd]

I hate those thoughts! For some reason it always ends up with hookers and cocaine haha

You sure thats good for the owl?

 

[shmmeee]

I hate those thoughts! For some reason it always ends up with hookers and cocaine haha

Same. Travel the world, buy a house, fund CCFC into the Prem, then sex and drugs until I pop I guess?

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

I mean someone’s gotta win, I’ll be playing tonight but doing so in the knowledge that I’m paying £2.50 to spend a couple of hours wondering what I’d do if I won rather than in any expectation of winning.

That's definitely part of the thrill. Spending all the money in my head. Imagining who I'd hire a hitman to kill etc.

 

[fernandopartridge]

Annoyingly I've found out some c**t has won it before I'd even done the final draft of my resignation letter

 

[Otis]

Well, I've just won!!!!

Now what?

Hitman for the wife sorted (they're doing a 2 for 1 at the moment, so PM me). Table booked for 3 at the Hungry Horse (I like to go early), but I am not sure what to do with the rest. I do need some new socks though.

Might skip Primark and hit Debenhams instead.

 

[Otis]

It is actually quite scandalous to be honest.


Just checked the prize breakdown (I won £5.70) and for 4 numbers AND a lucky star, you win £129. That is shocking. 4 out of the 5 numbers and 1 out of the 2 lucky star numbers and you only win a poxy £129.

1 in 31,000 chance that and only just over a hundred quid.

 

[stevefloyd]

Well some jammy bastards never had much sleep last night after scooping £170m for the record i won fuck all grrrrrrrr... for the ordinary man to win that much money is really quite obscene (not that i would complain ) i hope they enjoy it and try to help genuine people in need

 

[Mcbean]

I can guarantee they won’t know what to do but they will certainly need some decent advice - I see that guy who bought into Partick is splitting with his wife

 

[hill83]

What are the odds of winning something worthwhile? Can any maths wizards conjure up the odds of a grand or more back please?

It’s a 50/50 chance to win the jackpot.
You either win it, or you don’t.
Plus buying 2 tickets doubles your chances.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Never been a fan of the rollover into such obscene amounts of money. Found it a bit weird that the last few weeks it's been capped at c.£170m with the extra going to the other prizes - why arbitrarily cap at that figure? Does anything above that suddenly become 'too much'? I'd rather every week they just said if no-one gets all the numbers the big prize goes to the next level.

I know that those in charge will have worked out that as the prize increases more tickets get sold, but it just seems silly to end up with one person winning £170m when you could have had 100 people with £1.7m. More than enough to scrape by on.

 

[Manchester_sky_blue]

I'd actually find winning £170 million quite stressful. I know that sounds pathetic bit think about it, you can't just stick that amount of money on the bank and forget about it, it has to be managed and it would almost be a job in itself.

Hypothetically if I won £170 million I'd team up with a local infrastructure charity and invest £100 million of it into a community development and charitable grant scheme. Imagine the improvements you could make to communities with that amount of cash to spend. £70 million would be more than enough to see my family and I living in comfort for the rest of our lives.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

I'd actually find winning £170 million quite stressful. I know that sounds pathetic bit think about it, you can't just stick that amount of money on the bank and forget about it, it has to be managed and it would almost be a job in itself.

A bank would happily let you leave your money in an account while your earn £15k+ daily in interest. There's no rule that says you have to spend it.

I'd piss off to a private island for a few weeks to get my head around the whole thing.

 

[covcity4life]

i wouldnt tell anyone thats for sure

become a target for burglary's etc

 

[fernandopartridge]

i wouldnt tell anyone thats for sure

become a target for burglary's etc

You're allowed to move out if your mum's if you win

 

[covcity4life]

You're allowed to move out if your mum's if you win

and INTO your mam

 

[ccfc92]

A bank would happily let you leave your money in an account while your earn £15k+ daily in interest. There's no rule that says you have to spend it.

I'd piss off to a private island for a few weeks to get my head around the whole thing.

Don't forget to make any decisions post-nut for clarity....

 

[ccfc92]

Never been a fan of the rollover into such obscene amounts of money. Found it a bit weird that the last few weeks it's been capped at c.£170m with the extra going to the other prizes - why arbitrarily cap at that figure? Does anything above that suddenly become 'too much'? I'd rather every week they just said if no-one gets all the numbers the big prize goes to the next level.

I know that those in charge will have worked out that as the prize increases more tickets get sold, but it just seems silly to end up with one person winning £170m when you could have had 100 people with £1.7m. More than enough to scrape by on.

Agreed, I'd rather 170 people become Millionaires, than 1 person become stupidly rich.

 

[no_loyalty]

Agreed, I'd rather 170 people become Millionaires, than 1 person become stupidly rich.

Unless it was a City fan, who took over the club.

 

[mark82]

Agreed, I'd rather 170 people become Millionaires, than 1 person become stupidly rich.

No way I'd invest in CCFC. Sisu have put in significant amounts of money (granted a lot of it is held as debt against the club - but not all) and they are still bad owners. Not unique to CCFC, look all around football for examples. Even £170 million wouldn't go far, and fans would still hate you because you haven't invested enough.

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

i wouldnt tell anyone thats for sure

become a target for burglary's etc

Keep it in pennies and watch the poor burglars try and carry it away - would be quite funny.

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

No way I'd invest in CCFC. Sisu have put in significant amounts of money (granted a lot of it is held as debt against the club - but not all) and they are still bad owners. Not unique to CCFC, look all around football for examples. Even £170 million wouldn't go far, and fans would still hate you because you haven't invested enough.

You'd have a bloody stature built for you if you ousted SISU. Then it would be pulled down again if you didn't get us promoted!