Embarrassing CV falsification (2 Viewers)

Covkid1968#

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Imagine pretending on a CV that you had played for Leicester City to get yourself a teaching job…..you might aswell add in the hobbies section that you like to spend an inappropriate amount of time with other peoples children.
 

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clint van damme

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Imagine pretending on a CV that you had played for Leicester City to get yourself a teaching job…..you might aswell add in the hobbies section that you like to spend an inappropriate amount of time with other peoples children.

Honestly, some people have no shame.

Wing commander Clint Van Damme,
CEO Google.
 

covcity4life

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I hope that's a joke article but wouldn't surprise me. I told students I knocked out Lennox Lewis when I was younger ffs

Edit oh he lied on his actual c.v. it's ok I don't feel need to brag about knocking that big lump of shit out so never put it on in mine
 

harvey098

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I don’t want to tell people how to live their lives but I feel he could’ve just stopped at the Leicester part without having to jump to England. That really ratcheted the implausibility for me
 

Brighton Sky Blue

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I think I've played a role in confusing him here. You're meant to talk about being a teacher while at the football, not talk about being a footballer while in the classroom.
 

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