Embarrassing CV falsification (2 Viewers)

Covkid1968#

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• Yesterday at 6:15 PM

• #1

Imagine pretending on a CV that you had played for Leicester City to get yourself a teaching job…..you might aswell add in the hobbies section that you like to spend an inappropriate amount of time with other peoples children.

 

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Mcbean

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• Yesterday at 6:24 PM

• #2

Would have taken less than 20 seconds to check on Google

 

clint van damme

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• Yesterday at 6:26 PM

• #3

Covkid1968# said:

Imagine pretending on a CV that you had played for Leicester City to get yourself a teaching job…..you might aswell add in the hobbies section that you like to spend an inappropriate amount of time with other peoples children.

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Honestly, some people have no shame.

Wing commander Clint Van Damme,
CEO Google.

 

hill83

Well-Known Member

• Yesterday at 6:41 PM

• #4

Is that the Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

 

Terry_dactyl

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• Yesterday at 6:43 PM

• #5

Could’ve been worse, a Leicester player could’ve claimed to be a qualified teacher!

Although, I guess even someone from Leicester might be able to cope with primary school maths…they can count to six on one hand!

 

Johhny Blue

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• Yesterday at 8:45 PM

• #6

Real Leicester players are ashamed to admit it

 

covcity4life

Well-Known Member

• Yesterday at 10:57 PM

• #7

I hope that's a joke article but wouldn't surprise me. I told students I knocked out Lennox Lewis when I was younger ffs

Edit oh he lied on his actual c.v. it's ok I don't feel need to brag about knocking that big lump of shit out so never put it on in mine

 

harvey098

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• Yesterday at 11:21 PM

• #8

I don’t want to tell people how to live their lives but I feel he could’ve just stopped at the Leicester part without having to jump to England. That really ratcheted the implausibility for me

 

Brighton Sky Blue

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• Yesterday at 11:24 PM

• #9

I think I've played a role in confusing him here. You're meant to talk about being a teacher while at the football, not talk about being a footballer while in the classroom.