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Greggs

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  • Nov 30, 2022
  • #2,766
Hearing rumours that Tubes from SoccerAM is involved in this somehow. It gets stranger and stranger.
 
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slowpoke

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  • Nov 30, 2022
  • #2,767
Has he got deep pockets ?
 

itsabuzzard

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  • Nov 30, 2022
  • #2,768
slowpoke said:
Has he got deep pockets ?
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Yes, but very short arms.

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Greggs

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  • Nov 30, 2022
  • #2,769
slowpoke said:
Has he got deep pockets ?
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itsabuzzard said:
Yes, but very short arms.

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beat me too it, good to have you back, how was prison?
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Nov 30, 2022
  • #2,770
Greggs said:
beat me too it, good to have you back, how was prison?
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Thanks. You'll have to wait and buy my book, which should be in all good bookshops for Christmas, at just £45.99. Makes "Papillon" look like a fortnight in CenterParcs.

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clint van damme

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  • Nov 30, 2022
  • #2,771
itsabuzzard said:
Thanks. You'll have to wait and buy my book, which should be in all good bookshops for Christmas, at just £45.99. Makes "Papillon" look like a fortnight in CenterParcs.

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I've managed to get hold of a snippet of the first chapter.

'In 2021 I was jailed for shitting in the canal.
I receive a harsh sentence for refusing to name my accomplice.
Yes, I could have had my tariff reduced, but I wouldn't have been able to live with the thought of his owl been left alone to fend for itself'.
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Nov 30, 2022
  • #2,772
clint van damme said:
I've managed to get hold of a snippet of the first chapter.

'In 2021 I was jailed for shitting in the canal.
I receive a harsh sentence for refusing to name my accomplice.
Yes, I could have had my tariff reduced, but I wouldn't have been able to live with the thought of his owl been left alone to fend for itself'.
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If there's one thing I've never needed an accomplice for, it's shitting.

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Evo1883

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  • Nov 30, 2022
  • #2,773
Haven't read trough everything , is shit santa taking us over ?
 

Sky Blue Harry H

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  • Nov 30, 2022
  • #2,774
Evo1883 said:
Haven't read trough everything , is shit santa taking us over ?
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It's either shit Santa or shit banter
 
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shmmeee

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,775
Evo1883 said:
Haven't read trough everything , is shit santa taking us over ?
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More chance of an SBT takeover than that guy.
 
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edgy

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,776
itsabuzzard said:
If there's one thing I've never needed an accomplice for, it's shitting.

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Thinking logically about it though, you would probably need an accomplice if you wanted to shit in a canal. Someone to hold your outstretched arms as you squat over the canal bank. Acting as a counter-balance.
 
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Terry_dactyl

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,777
edgy said:
Thinking logically about it though, you would probably need an accomplice if you wanted to shit in a canal. Someone to hold your outstretched arms as you squat over the canal bank. Acting as a counter-balance.
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I reckon you could perch at a lock without the need for assistance.
 
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slowpoke

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,778
We just have to be patient and see what happens which is frustrating can’t see this Storey bloke being anything near the real deal and according to Doug King he is the real deal just waiting for the thumbs up from the EFL.
But nothing is ever simple at ccfc.
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,779
edgy said:
Thinking logically about it though, you would probably need an accomplice if you wanted to shit in a canal. Someone to hold your outstretched arms as you squat over the canal bank. Acting as a counter-balance.
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Can't fault your logic.

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SkyBlueSam01

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,780
edgy said:
Thinking logically about it though, you would probably need an accomplice if you wanted to shit in a canal. Someone to hold your outstretched arms as you squat over the canal bank. Acting as a counter-balance.
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Would the role not be more of a ballast than a counter-balance? The latter suggests the presence of a more dynamic central pivoting point between the accomplice and whoever is shitting over the edge
 
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Samo

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,781
edgy said:
Thinking logically about it though, you would probably need an accomplice if you wanted to shit in a canal. Someone to hold your outstretched arms as you squat over the canal bank. Acting as a counter-balance.
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That would require a high level of trust.
 

itsabuzzard

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,782
Samo said:
That would require a high level of trust.
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Too much, I think. Such that I wouldn't be able to relax my sphincter sufficiently. A solo effort, involving ropes and an abseiling technique would do the trick. Job done.

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AOM

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,783
Amcoventry said:
When is Dale Evans getting involved??
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Dale Evans vs William Storey?

 

edgy

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,784
SkyBlueSam01 said:
Would the role not be more of a ballast than a counter-balance? The latter suggests the presence of a more dynamic central pivoting point between the accomplice and whoever is shitting over the edge
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Fascinating suggestion. One which I've just pondered. However I'm still thinking counter-balance.



So Mr Red's legs are the pivot point. Mr Blue can move forward or back, enabling Mr Red to directly hit the water rather than soiling the historic brick work.
 
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shmmeee

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,785
Samo said:
That would require a high level of trust.
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Never letting @edgy arrange the team building exercises again…
 
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Saddlebrains

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,786
Amazing how quiet it is isn't it.......
 

chinamans view

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,787
I wonder why, king is not talking anymore ? where is he ?, has buyout fell through ?
 
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Levship20

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,788
This chat is called “Doug King Takeover” can we add “Is not going to happen” to it ?
 
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Samo

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,789
Levship20 said:
This chat is called “Doug King Takeover” can we add “Is not going to happen” to it ?
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And perhaps in brackets... 'How to shit directly into a canal'
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,790
clint van damme said:
I've managed to get hold of a snippet of the first chapter.

'In 2021 I was jailed for shitting in the canal.
I receive a harsh sentence for refusing to name my accomplice.
Yes, I could have had my tariff reduced, but I wouldn't have been able to live with the thought of his owl been left alone to fend for itself'.
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I should have asked before, but what's the attraction of shitting in a canal?

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shmmeee

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,791
itsabuzzard said:
I should have asked before, but what's the attraction of shitting in a canal?

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You tell us!
 
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Bugsy

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,792
itsabuzzard said:
I should have asked before, but what's the attraction of shitting in a canal?

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Think Greggs might know.....PUSB
 
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slowpoke

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,793
chinamans view said:
I wonder why, king is not talking anymore ? where is he ?, has buyout fell through ?
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What is there to say until EFL decision is known.
 
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itsabuzzard

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,794
shmmeee said:
You tell us!
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Despite what Clint van D says, that snippet certainly wasn't penned by me. Autobiographical perhaps?
As an aside, I'd guess there must have been aggravating circumstances to justify a custodial. Serial canal-shitter?

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SkyBlueSam01

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,795
edgy said:
Fascinating suggestion. One which I've just pondered. However I'm still thinking counter-balance.

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So Mr Red's legs are the pivot point. Mr Blue can move forward or back, enabling Mr Red to directly hit the water rather than soiling the historic brick work.
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Really liking this model - thank you for the diagram which is very informative.

I hadn't previously considered the perched positioning of the feet (Mr Red), which would give excellent flexibility and control for the individual shitting into the canal.
 
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clint van damme

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,796
itsabuzzard said:
I should have asked before, but what's the attraction of shitting in a canal?

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It's one of greggs (imaginary) pre match rituals!
 

Saddlebrains

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,797
Still stand by this being a load of shit
 
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Kieranp96

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,798
Mr king has been silent for 2 weeks now where is he? Why isn’t he coming out publicly ?
 
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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,799
Kieranp96 said:
Why isn’t he coming out publicly ?
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All in his own good time...
 

edgy

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  • Dec 1, 2022
  • #2,800
The last snippet of info we've had was from the EFL basically saying the ball was in King and SISUs court. I suspect the ball is still there and long since stopped bouncing.
 
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