Crap Joke Thread (1 Viewer)

Brylowes

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Man goes to the Dr’s
Patient: Dr I feel terrible
Dr: what seems to be the trouble
Patient: I’ve got pain in my gut, chest and groin
Dr: oh that doesn’t sound to good, go behind the screen and take all your clothes off
Patient: ok doctor I’ve took them all off
Dr: very good, now go over to the window ‘put your hands behind your head stick your tongue
Out and say Ahhhhh
Patient: done doctor
Dr: very good ‘now put your clothes back on and come and sit down
Patient: I have to ask doctor, how will that help me feel better
Dr: it won’t, but I can’t stand that twat who works in the Bank opposite.
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
People with one-syllable names ruin the 'Happy Birthday to You' song!
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
We had a minutes silence in our house today.
My wife popped next door.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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I’ve just joined an amateur autopsy group , it’s the open mike night tomorrow
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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I woke up last night to the ghost of Gloria Gaynor stood over me, first I was afraid then I was petrified
 

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