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Chavs, “road men” (1 Viewer)

  • Thread starter PUSB-We_are_going_up
  • Start date Oct 24, 2021
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PUSB-We_are_going_up

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #1
I have had enough of fuckers who think its “hard” to walk around and look for trouble, Im sorry if no one gives a shit but personally Im fed up I see them everywhere in there puffer jackets, speaking like an absolute tool “fam, blood swear down still”. Again apologies if no one gives two fucks just had enough of it!
 
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Brighton Sky Blue

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #2
Never teach then
 
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PUSB-We_are_going_up

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #3
Brighton Sky Blue said:
Never teach then
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Never crossed my thoughts and I dont think I have the patience for it
 
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skybluetony176

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #4
It always amazes me that it doesn’t matter how many times puffer jackets come back into fashion predominately they’re warn by knob heads.
 
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Tommo1993

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #5
The term ‘road man’ always made me laugh. You’ve just made yourself sound like a pikey or something. Strange attempt at reintroducing bowl cuts too. Who did that to your head?!
 

PUSB-We_are_going_up

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #6
Tommo1993 said:
The term ‘road man’ always made me laugh. You’ve just made yourself sound like a pikey or something.
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Thats what they call themselves nowadays
 

Tommo1993

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #7
PUSB-We_are_going_up said:
Thats what they call themselves nowadays
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Road man comin on a mad ting
 
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PUSB-We_are_going_up

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #8
Tommo1993 said:
Road man comin on a mad ting
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I think you have killed me…

 
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Tommo1993

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #9
Used to work with 3 east Londoners. Just trying to remember a load of phrases that made me wince.
 
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PUSB-We_are_going_up

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #10
Tommo1993 said:
Used to work with 3 east Londoners. Just trying to remember a load of phrases that made me wince.
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Run me that ting?
 
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Tommo1993

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #11
PUSB-We_are_going_up said:
Run me that ting?
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Guy came over on a moy moy ting, I was like bombaclaaart, blud this guy’s just chattin wass.

(I’m not sure what I’ve just said)
 
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PUSB-We_are_going_up

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #12
Tommo1993 said:
Guy came over on a moy moy ting, I was like bombaclaaart, blud this guy’s just chattin wass.

(I’m not sure what I’ve just said)
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I think just speak jibberish and they will understand ennit famalam blud still
 
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fernandopartridge

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #13
PUSB-We_are_going_up said:
I have had enough of fuckers who think its “hard” to walk around and look for trouble, Im sorry if no one gives a shit but personally Im fed up I see them everywhere in there puffer jackets, speaking like an absolute tool “fam, blood swear down still”. Again apologies if no one gives two fucks just had enough of it!
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Hi Dad
 
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PUSB-We_are_going_up

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #14
fernandopartridge said:
Hi Dad
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The DNA test is in….
 
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clint van damme

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #15
PUSB-We_are_going_up said:
The term ‘road man’ always made me laugh. You’ve just made yourself sound like a pikey or something. Strange attempt at reintroducing bowl cuts too. Who did that to your head?!
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The term 'pike's always made me laugh. You've just made yourself sound like a roadman or something!

In all seriousness, remember a few years ago getting a call from the school, my son had been in a fight because someone called him a sideman, I didn't have a fucking clue what was going on.
 
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PUSB-We_are_going_up

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  • Oct 24, 2021
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clint van damme said:
The term 'pike's always made me laugh. You've just made yourself sound like a roadman or something!

In all seriousness, remember a few years ago getting a call from the school, my son had been in a fight because someone called him a sideman, I didn't have a fucking clue what was going on.
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How is that an insult, I dont even understand time for a quick google search

edit:
 
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clint van damme

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #17
PUSB-We_are_going_up said:
How is that an insult, I dont even understand time for a quick google search
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think it's someone who thinks he's a roadman and tries to hand around with them.
Wasn't too happy about getting a call from the school over it to be honest. I always told him to stand up for himself but that's not really what I considered to be something worth rowing over!

EDIT - The musician related description is its original meaning, that's where the insult originated from.
 
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Nick

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #18
Careful, about 5 of them might stab you when your back is turned
 

PUSB-We_are_going_up

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #19
Nick said:
Careful, about 5 of them might stab you when your back is turned
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Well then they are just a wuss if they have to do it to my back
 

Johnnythespider

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #20
I feel old
 
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #21
Reminds of that Lenny Henry sketch where he's having a conversation with someone in some sort of Caribbean patois and at the end in a West Country accent goes "No, I can't do this! I haven't got the faintest idea what you're talking about!"
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #22
Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
Reminds of that Lenny Henry sketch where he's having a conversation with someone in some sort of Caribbean patois and at the end in a West Country accent goes "No, I can't do this! I haven't got the faintest idea what you're talking about!"
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It's the Fast Show, it wasn't Lenny Henry
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #23
fernandopartridge said:
It's the Fast Show, it wasn't Lenny Henry
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I'm absolutely sure Lenny Henry did it as well.
 

Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #24
Got on a train at Birmingham International the other day and there were a few on their speaking in their fake accents, then ones mum called him and he was suddenly speaking in a Midland’s accent hahaha.
 
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Nick

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #25
Sick Boy said:
Got on a train at Birmingham International the other day and there were a few on their speaking in their fake accents, then ones mum called him and he was suddenly speaking in a Midland’s accent hahaha.
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Is ittt?
Stilllllllll
 
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Covrock

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #26
Sick Boy said:
Got on a train at Birmingham International the other day and there were a few on their speaking in their fake accents, then ones mum called him and he was suddenly speaking in a Midland’s accent hahaha.
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Bit like the Harry Enfield sketches, all talking whatever, then its Hello Mrs Pattinson.
 
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Brighton Sky Blue

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #27
clint van damme said:
think it's someone who thinks he's a roadman and tries to hand around with them.
Wasn't too happy about getting a call from the school over it to be honest. I always told him to stand up for himself but that's not really what I considered to be something worth rowing over!

EDIT - The musician related description is its original meaning, that's where the insult originated from.
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You’ve just described Ben Mitchell on EastEnders
 

Skybluefaz

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #28
Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
Reminds of that Lenny Henry sketch where he's having a conversation with someone in some sort of Caribbean patois and at the end in a West Country accent goes "No, I can't do this! I haven't got the faintest idea what you're talking about!"
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clint van damme

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #29
Skybluefaz said:
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didn't realise Felix Dexter was dead.
 

Skybluefaz

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #30
clint van damme said:
didn't realise Felix Dexter was dead.
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Nor did I until this popped up on Twitter the other day.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Oct 24, 2021
  • #31
Nor me blud
 

Tea & Busquets

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  • Oct 25, 2021
  • #32
me n mandem gonna shank yous up run me your crepes they’re mine now wasteman.

(Road man mugging someone for their trainers pretty sure i’ve fucked the words but it’s a hard dialect in my defense)

Bonus: That gyal a piff ting (Pretty woman)
 

vow

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  • Oct 25, 2021
  • #33
Road Men? Lays Tarmac and fixes potholes in my experience...
 
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robbiekeane

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  • Oct 25, 2021
  • #34
embarrassing isn’t it
 

shmmeee

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  • Oct 25, 2021
  • #35
Tea & Busquets said:
me n mandem gonna shank yous up run me your crepes they’re mine now wasteman.

(Road man mugging someone for their trainers pretty sure i’ve fucked the words but it’s a hard dialect in my defense)

Bonus: That gyal a piff ting (Pretty woman)
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Why are trainers pancakes?
 
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