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SkyBluegilby

New Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #1

"I look dont half look the part in this Jacket Simon, Is it Simon? Sorry Steve! my mistake... Lets shoot a goal!"

 

edgy

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #2

Pass me the gloves Steve.

 

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Knowledge

New Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #3

Smell this.....BBUURRRPPPPP!!

 

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wingy

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #4

IS that hallitosis ,or the smell of BS?

 

DH - Sky Blue

Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #5

Unwilling to change his normal method of communication, Ken gives his half time thoughts to Oggy by postcard.

 

sw88

Chief Commentator!

• Dec 12, 2011

• #6

"Look at the pretty colours on that mans flag, I like pretty colours"

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Dec 12, 2011

• #7

"I've just slipped 50 quid in yer back pocket. Now, explain the offside rule to me just once more!"

 

sw88

Chief Commentator!

• Dec 12, 2011

• #8

"Tell me again Steve, why are we here??"

 

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SkyBlue123

Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #9

"What colour are we wearing? and where do they shoot the ball?"

 

ccfc0123

New Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #10

"we're fucked"

 

rob9872

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #11

"Is it normally this quiet? I expected the fans to give me some stick for sitting here"

 

ICHAN

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #12

Harrison to Oggy."There is no plan B oggy"

 

ICHAN

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #13

Oggy to himself.
"I know it's here somewhere you orange git, must be able to put a team out capable of competing against the opposition"

 

ccfc0123

New Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #14

"I have no idea what i'm doing Oggy. I thought it would be fun to be the Chairman of a football club but then I realized you actually have to do work. So I changed my title to Director of Football and now I get to sit on the bench and pretend i'm mates with the players. I'm living the dream"

 

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wingy

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #15

For £5k a week. Missed the shift key.

 

Tankie

New Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #16

"Bloody Hell Oggy, where you get the nose job"

 

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lagger

New Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #17

Andy remind me again what colour do we play in ?

 

joemercersaces

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #18

SkyBluegilby said:

"I look dont half look the part in this Jacket Simon, Is it Simon? Sorry Steve! my mistake... Lets shoot a goal!"

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"I like twains. Will you be my fwiend?"

 

TheParsonsHose

Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #19

Andy do you think we should have a sub, I like south west sauce on mine?

 

TheParsonsHose

Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #20

Are we all going to voodoo tonight big man?

 

TheParsonsHose

Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #21

I found this under the tactics board, looks like one of Colemans 442 or something, what u reckon big man?

 

AFCCOVENTRY

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #22

Ken: "Mr Oggy... I want to learn more about Soccer."

Oggy: "Emmm... Mr Head of Football.... can we talk later... the team is playing shit and I need to give some instructions on diamond polishing."

Ken: "Ok let me give you guys some space... this isn't very entertaining watching SISU FC in the cold weather anyway... it ain't the Algarve... let me keep shaking my hand in my left pocket on my firm sausage.... i have an image of Joy Seppla making love to me with Dodgy Iggy watching us.... oh ah..." :jerkit::jerkit:

 

ccfcway

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #23

"wheres Ben Turner ?"

 

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

New Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #24

Dugout! I thought it was a bus stop.

 

cloughie

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #25

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar said:

Dugout! I thought it was a bus stop.

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If only he got on the last bus out town......

probably will when they turn the lights out at CCFC

 

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Regis87

Active Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #26

Really enjoyed that Steven , who are we playing next week and can I drive the coach ?

 

Bennets Afro

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #27

Oggy, you can be the next gaffer if you convince the cockney to quit...

 

sw88

Chief Commentator!

• Dec 12, 2011

• #28

Have you heard the one about the Englishman, the Irishman, and the Scotsman..........................

 

pitts head

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #29

Who can we sell for the most wonga

 

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city old boy

New Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #30

Oggy tell fatboy to stop blocking my view.

 

cloughie

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #31

I know I'm a twat , but would you be my friend

 

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Skyblue4u

New Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #32

Do you spit or swallow?

 

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wingy

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #33

Would i lie to you!! the checks in the post,i love you ,ipromise i won't come in your mouth.

 

ICHAN

Well-Known Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #34

So have you ever played soccer before? oggy isn't it!

 

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Alex

New Member

• Dec 12, 2011

• #35

Dulex: Why's there a hole in the middle of our midfield Keeps.
Oggy: Well Ken, once upon a time there was a man who played a 4-4-2 diamond...