Caption Competition... (6 Viewers)

[SkyBluegilby]

"I look dont half look the part in this Jacket Simon, Is it Simon? Sorry Steve! my mistake... Lets shoot a goal!"

 

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[edgy]

Pass me the gloves Steve.

 

[Knowledge]

Smell this.....BBUURRRPPPPP!!

 

[wingy]

IS that hallitosis ,or the smell of BS?

 

[DH - Sky Blue]

Unwilling to change his normal method of communication, Ken gives his half time thoughts to Oggy by postcard.

 

[sw88]

"Look at the pretty colours on that mans flag, I like pretty colours"

 

[Houchens Head]

"I've just slipped 50 quid in yer back pocket. Now, explain the offside rule to me just once more!"

 

[sw88]

"Tell me again Steve, why are we here??"

 

[SkyBlue123]

"What colour are we wearing? and where do they shoot the ball?"

 

[ccfc0123]

"we're fucked"

 

[rob9872]

"Is it normally this quiet? I expected the fans to give me some stick for sitting here"

 

[ICHAN]

Harrison to Oggy."There is no plan B oggy"

 

[ICHAN]

Oggy to himself.
"I know it's here somewhere you orange git, must be able to put a team out capable of competing against the opposition"

 

[ccfc0123]

"I have no idea what i'm doing Oggy. I thought it would be fun to be the Chairman of a football club but then I realized you actually have to do work. So I changed my title to Director of Football and now I get to sit on the bench and pretend i'm mates with the players. I'm living the dream"

 

[wingy]

For £5k a week. Missed the shift key.

 

[Tankie]

"Bloody Hell Oggy, where you get the nose job"

 

[lagger]

Andy remind me again what colour do we play in ?

 

[joemercersaces]

"I look dont half look the part in this Jacket Simon, Is it Simon? Sorry Steve! my mistake... Lets shoot a goal!"

"I like twains. Will you be my fwiend?"

 

[TheParsonsHose]

Andy do you think we should have a sub, I like south west sauce on mine?

 

[TheParsonsHose]

Are we all going to voodoo tonight big man?

 

[TheParsonsHose]

I found this under the tactics board, looks like one of Colemans 442 or something, what u reckon big man?

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Ken: "Mr Oggy... I want to learn more about Soccer."

Oggy: "Emmm... Mr Head of Football.... can we talk later... the team is playing shit and I need to give some instructions on diamond polishing."

Ken: "Ok let me give you guys some space... this isn't very entertaining watching SISU FC in the cold weather anyway... it ain't the Algarve... let me keep shaking my hand in my left pocket on my firm sausage.... i have an image of Joy Seppla making love to me with Dodgy Iggy watching us.... oh ah..." :jerkit::jerkit:

 

[ccfcway]

"wheres Ben Turner ?"

 

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar]

Dugout! I thought it was a bus stop.

 

[cloughie]

Dugout! I thought it was a bus stop.

If only he got on the last bus out town......

probably will when they turn the lights out at CCFC

 

[Regis87]

Really enjoyed that Steven , who are we playing next week and can I drive the coach ?

 

[Bennets Afro]

Oggy, you can be the next gaffer if you convince the cockney to quit...

 

[sw88]

Have you heard the one about the Englishman, the Irishman, and the Scotsman..........................

 

[pitts head]

Who can we sell for the most wonga

 

[city old boy]

Oggy tell fatboy to stop blocking my view.

 

[cloughie]

I know I'm a twat , but would you be my friend

 

[Skyblue4u]

Do you spit or swallow?

 

[wingy]

Would i lie to you!! the checks in the post,i love you ,ipromise i won't come in your mouth.

 

[ICHAN]

So have you ever played soccer before? oggy isn't it!

 

[Alex]

Dulex: Why's there a hole in the middle of our midfield Keeps.
Oggy: Well Ken, once upon a time there was a man who played a 4-4-2 diamond...