peteCCFC
Well-Known Member
For the past 9 months I've been involved in a firey battle with the local Evri delivery driver. I don't use Evri, but everytime I see him in my road he's wearing Sheffield United shirts, his particular favourite being one with O'Hare on the back.
It started when I drove passed him and wound my window down and told him he had some shit on his shirt, he looked down bemused and I shouted Sky Blue Army at him and drove off, one nil to me I thought.
Since then I've seen him multiple times driving around, I never give him right of way and always make life difficult for him on the roads. They've since beaten us twice and his horrid little smirk is ingrained in my brain.
Previously, I stated I don't use Evri.....until last night. I went on SportsDirect and ordered 5 footballs all to be delivered on separate days, the delivery cost me a fortune. The footballs will hopefully come inflated. I have no intention of opening the door to him, and everyday he will try to deliver a football, with the previous day's football also due to be redelivered. On day five I will answer the door and collect my 5 footballs wearing nothing but a CCFC football sock on my cock.
I win.
It started when I drove passed him and wound my window down and told him he had some shit on his shirt, he looked down bemused and I shouted Sky Blue Army at him and drove off, one nil to me I thought.
Since then I've seen him multiple times driving around, I never give him right of way and always make life difficult for him on the roads. They've since beaten us twice and his horrid little smirk is ingrained in my brain.
Previously, I stated I don't use Evri.....until last night. I went on SportsDirect and ordered 5 footballs all to be delivered on separate days, the delivery cost me a fortune. The footballs will hopefully come inflated. I have no intention of opening the door to him, and everyday he will try to deliver a football, with the previous day's football also due to be redelivered. On day five I will answer the door and collect my 5 footballs wearing nothing but a CCFC football sock on my cock.
I win.