Bitter feud. (1 Viewer)

[peteCCFC]

For the past 9 months I've been involved in a firey battle with the local Evri delivery driver. I don't use Evri, but everytime I see him in my road he's wearing Sheffield United shirts, his particular favourite being one with O'Hare on the back.
It started when I drove passed him and wound my window down and told him he had some shit on his shirt, he looked down bemused and I shouted Sky Blue Army at him and drove off, one nil to me I thought.
Since then I've seen him multiple times driving around, I never give him right of way and always make life difficult for him on the roads. They've since beaten us twice and his horrid little smirk is ingrained in my brain.
Previously, I stated I don't use Evri.....until last night. I went on SportsDirect and ordered 5 footballs all to be delivered on separate days, the delivery cost me a fortune. The footballs will hopefully come inflated. I have no intention of opening the door to him, and everyday he will try to deliver a football, with the previous day's football also due to be redelivered. On day five I will answer the door and collect my 5 footballs wearing nothing but a CCFC football sock on my cock.
I win.

 

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[fatso]

Babies trainer sock?

 

[Covkid1968#]

For the past 9 months I've been involved in a firey battle with the local Evri delivery driver. I don't use Evri, but everytime I see him in my road he's wearing Sheffield United shirts, his particular favourite being one with O'Hare on the back.
It started when I drove passed him and wound my window down and told him he had some shit on his shirt, he looked down bemused and I shouted Sky Blue Army at him and drove off, one nil to me I thought.
Since then I've seen him multiple times driving around, I never give him right of way and always make life difficult for him on the roads. They've since beaten us twice and his horrid little smirk is ingrained in my brain.
Previously, I stated I don't use Evri.....until last night. I went on SportsDirect and ordered 5 footballs all to be delivered on separate days, the delivery cost me a fortune. The footballs will hopefully come inflated. I have no intention of opening the door to him, and everyday he will try to deliver a football, with the previous day's football also due to be redelivered. On day five I will answer the door and collect my 5 footballs wearing nothing but a CCFC football sock on my cock.
I win.

Just read that to my wife……her only comment was that it confirmed everything she suspected… that people from Coventry are wronguns and in particular the members of this forum are.

on a side note… my Evri driver is transgender… I think. She’s very efficient and lovely
…… even got us a Xmas card last year. I keep calling her mate which the wife has asked me to stop doing.

 

[Ccfcisparks]

For the past 9 months I've been involved in a firey battle with the local Evri delivery driver. I don't use Evri, but everytime I see him in my road he's wearing Sheffield United shirts, his particular favourite being one with O'Hare on the back.
It started when I drove passed him and wound my window down and told him he had some shit on his shirt, he looked down bemused and I shouted Sky Blue Army at him and drove off, one nil to me I thought.
Since then I've seen him multiple times driving around, I never give him right of way and always make life difficult for him on the roads. They've since beaten us twice and his horrid little smirk is ingrained in my brain.
Previously, I stated I don't use Evri.....until last night. I went on SportsDirect and ordered 5 footballs all to be delivered on separate days, the delivery cost me a fortune. The footballs will hopefully come inflated. I have no intention of opening the door to him, and everyday he will try to deliver a football, with the previous day's football also due to be redelivered. On day five I will answer the door and collect my 5 footballs wearing nothing but a CCFC football sock on my cock.
I win.

Just make sure your bike isn’t near mate he may let your tires down

 

[Super Frank]

I’ve heard of elf on a shelf. But cock in a sock?

The guy may quit his job.

 

[Gleneagles65]

Great story, got any others?

 

[Jamesimus]

For the past 9 months I've been involved in a firey battle with the local Evri delivery driver. I don't use Evri, but everytime I see him in my road he's wearing Sheffield United shirts, his particular favourite being one with O'Hare on the back.
It started when I drove passed him and wound my window down and told him he had some shit on his shirt, he looked down bemused and I shouted Sky Blue Army at him and drove off, one nil to me I thought.
Since then I've seen him multiple times driving around, I never give him right of way and always make life difficult for him on the roads. They've since beaten us twice and his horrid little smirk is ingrained in my brain.
Previously, I stated I don't use Evri.....until last night. I went on SportsDirect and ordered 5 footballs all to be delivered on separate days, the delivery cost me a fortune. The footballs will hopefully come inflated. I have no intention of opening the door to him, and everyday he will try to deliver a football, with the previous day's football also due to be redelivered. On day five I will answer the door and collect my 5 footballs wearing nothing but a CCFC football sock on my cock.
I win.

Please ensure you volley all five footballs straight at him whilst wearing your “sock”.

 

[Jamesimus]

Great story, got any others?

You know what, if you look at his post history I reckon he has…

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

For the past 9 months I've been involved in a firey battle with the local Evri delivery driver. I don't use Evri, but everytime I see him in my road he's wearing Sheffield United shirts, his particular favourite being one with O'Hare on the back.
It started when I drove passed him and wound my window down and told him he had some shit on his shirt, he looked down bemused and I shouted Sky Blue Army at him and drove off, one nil to me I thought.
Since then I've seen him multiple times driving around, I never give him right of way and always make life difficult for him on the roads. They've since beaten us twice and his horrid little smirk is ingrained in my brain.
Previously, I stated I don't use Evri.....until last night. I went on SportsDirect and ordered 5 footballs all to be delivered on separate days, the delivery cost me a fortune. The footballs will hopefully come inflated. I have no intention of opening the door to him, and everyday he will try to deliver a football, with the previous day's football also due to be redelivered. On day five I will answer the door and collect my 5 footballs wearing nothing but a CCFC football sock on my cock.
I win.

His response

 

[Domo]

cant wait for a female Evri delivery driver, covering his shift that day, is violated by you and you're locked up.

 

[itsabuzzard]

Babies trainer sock?

Loose fit.

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

For the past 9 months I've been involved in a firey battle with the local Evri delivery driver. I don't use Evri, but everytime I see him in my road he's wearing Sheffield United shirts, his particular favourite being one with O'Hare on the back.
It started when I drove passed him and wound my window down and told him he had some shit on his shirt, he looked down bemused and I shouted Sky Blue Army at him and drove off, one nil to me I thought.
Since then I've seen him multiple times driving around, I never give him right of way and always make life difficult for him on the roads. They've since beaten us twice and his horrid little smirk is ingrained in my brain.
Previously, I stated I don't use Evri.....until last night. I went on SportsDirect and ordered 5 footballs all to be delivered on separate days, the delivery cost me a fortune. The footballs will hopefully come inflated. I have no intention of opening the door to him, and everyday he will try to deliver a football, with the previous day's football also due to be redelivered. On day five I will answer the door and collect my 5 footballs wearing nothing but a CCFC football sock on my cock.
I win.

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[Sbarcher]

You should check if Halfords use Evri for delivery.

 

[Ian1779]

For the past 9 months I've been involved in a firey battle with the local Evri delivery driver. I don't use Evri, but everytime I see him in my road he's wearing Sheffield United shirts, his particular favourite being one with O'Hare on the back.
It started when I drove passed him and wound my window down and told him he had some shit on his shirt, he looked down bemused and I shouted Sky Blue Army at him and drove off, one nil to me I thought.
Since then I've seen him multiple times driving around, I never give him right of way and always make life difficult for him on the roads. They've since beaten us twice and his horrid little smirk is ingrained in my brain.
Previously, I stated I don't use Evri.....until last night. I went on SportsDirect and ordered 5 footballs all to be delivered on separate days, the delivery cost me a fortune. The footballs will hopefully come inflated. I have no intention of opening the door to him, and everyday he will try to deliver a football, with the previous day's football also due to be redelivered. On day five I will answer the door and collect my 5 footballs wearing nothing but a CCFC football sock on my cock.
I win.

You OK hun? DM me x

 

[mmttww]

"You Won't Believe the Five Orders this Fan Made!"

 

[stevefloyd]

so this is the shit we have to put up with over the close season...roll on August

 

[robbiekeane]

so this is the shit we have to put up with over the close season...roll on August

not just you who has started saying this but the "close season" is the most americanised thing ever and makes me gag

 

[wingy]

not just you who has started saying this but the "close season" is the most americanised thing ever and makes me gag

Off season too?