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Harry Grout

Guest

• Dec 14, 2012

• #1,086

deanocity3 said:

The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "Ah Sisu have just paid all the unpaid rent,bought David Mcgoldrick,and sold Hussey and Bell for 1M each!!!."
Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

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And on a similar theme.................

Tim Fisher - living proof that Snow White and Dopey did have sex!

 

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Harry Grout

Guest

• Dec 14, 2012

• #1,087

For our Australian cousins..........

Q: What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
A: You can't wash your hands in a buffalo!

 

TheUKGryphon

New Member

• Dec 15, 2012

• #1,088

Why did Wayne Rooney have both fists up Alex Ferguson's arse?

He was holding on to Howard Webb's feet.

 

lordsummerisle

Well-Known Member

• Dec 20, 2012

• #1,089

Thought I'd disprove all the End of the World theories relating to the Mayan Calendar by cheating and opening the 21st December window on my Advent Calendar.



Never had zombies before..

 

LastGarrison

Well-Known Member

• Dec 20, 2012

• #1,090

I'd like to invite you all along to a Charity event next week in aid of women with no arms and legs.


It's going to be crawling with fanny.

 

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smileycov

Facebook User

• Dec 20, 2012

• #1,091

Went to a fund raiser disco to raise awareness for people with Testicular cancer..........everyone had a ball!

 

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Harry Grout

Guest

• Dec 20, 2012

• #1,092

Just bought my girlfriend a box of luminous condoms............arr, you should have seen her little face light up!

 

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curlyc_

New Member

• Dec 20, 2012

• #1,093

People are making apocolypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.....

 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Dec 23, 2012

• #1,094

Woy was a bit miffed that no-one would join him in his New Year sing-a-long!

 

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Hugh Jarse

Well-Known Member

• Jan 3, 2013

• #1,095

The Vatican have confirmed that Jimmy Savile was only two offences away from being given his own Parish!

 

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smileycov

Facebook User

• Jan 3, 2013

• #1,096

I ate so much over Christmas, i needed a Midwife to help me take a shit

 

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Harry Grout

Guest

• Jan 7, 2013

• #1,097

They say that 1 in every 5 people in the World today is Chinese. As I come from a family of 5, this got me thinking...............

Is it Mum?...............is it Dad?..............me?............perhaps my brother Colin?.............
or my sister Chung Ling Fu?..............on reflection I think it's my brother Colin.

 

Coventry La La La

New Member

• Feb 11, 2013

• #1,098

After the pope's recent resignation, Peter Odemwingie has arrived in the car park of the Vatican to begin negotiations.

 

blueflint

Well-Known Member

• Feb 11, 2013

• #1,099

after a tesco ready meal went for shit it was firm to soft in places

 

Disorganised1

New Member

• Feb 12, 2013

• #1,100

I don't kow what all this fuss is about. It's low in fat, nutricious, and tasty. Just high in Shergar.

 

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Brighton Sky Blue

Well-Known Member

• Mar 3, 2013

• #1,101

What did the Scotsman think of the horse meat scandal?


Neigh bother.