A true sign you are getting older (3 Viewers)

Sky_Blue_Daz

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When one of the biggest adult film stars of the 90's and beyond has retired , Lyndsey Dawn Mckenzie has hung up her boots
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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If I remember right there was a countdown to her 16th Birthday in The Sunday sport , creepy really
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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Started a similar thread a couple of years ago.
Mine were:-
1. When you have to scroll way, way down the drop down bar for your date of birth.
2. Emit a little noisy grunt when you sit down or get up from your chair.
I got into the bath a while back and said ' oh thats hit the spot'
 
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Grendel

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You actually start watching death in paradise on I player
 
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Ccfc_Addy

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Apart from back and knee pain just being part of my life now, my number one sign is: I cannot have a curry after 7pm if I want to have a decent night's sleep. Last few times I've felt horrifically bloated, took hours to get to sleep and woke up after an hour or two
 

Grendel

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Apart from back and knee pain just being part of my life now, my number one sign is: I cannot have a curry after 7pm if I want to have a decent night's sleep. Last few times I've felt horrifically bloated, took hours to get to sleep and woke up after an hour or two

I think that’s more a reflection in the shite they now out in curries in restaurants to be honest
 

Joe King

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I remember years ago, my old mum saying she always read the obituaries in the Cov Telegraph to see if she'd outlived any of her old school friends. I tend to do the same now! 😂
 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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Apart from back and knee pain just being part of my life now, my number one sign is: I cannot have a curry after 7pm if I want to have a decent night's sleep. Last few times I've felt horrifically bloated, took hours to get to sleep and woke up after an hour or two

Apart from back and knee pain just being part of my life now, my number one sign is: I cannot have a curry after 7pm if I want to have a decent night's sleep. Last few times I've felt horrifically bloated, took hours to get to sleep and woke up after an hour or two
Also repeating yourself is a sign of getting old.
 

Sbarcher

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The Sun did the same with Charlotte Church. Really grim
Just re-surfaced last week for some reason that on some chat show Chris Moyles offered to take her virginity on her 16th birthday. She was sat opposite him.
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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You actually start watching death in paradise on I player
There’s the other thing we bought a new house And renovated the bathroom my wife insisted on a wet room rather then a bath In her words it was to future proof us

Ffs sake we are only 50
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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Just re-surfaced last week for some reason that on some chat show Chris Moyles offered to take her virginity on her 16th birthday. She was sat opposite him.
Sh handles that interview really well
 

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