You pretty much wrote 6 paragraphs very positive. (Some towards yourself and some towards yourself more).
The one that was negative was “the Lampard effect”.
So what exactly is the so called “Lampard effect”?
Is this something you came up with or just following a narrative?
Good luck in your playing of football tonight but as a team player I’d make you last pick every time, all the time.!!
What a silly essay to write (it was the word worrisome that lost me).

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Lampard is averaging 2 points a game is he not?
I’d ask Sky blue talk to find Wally but I think we already found him.