Jesus this is cringeworthy! He's got rafts of celebrations on YouTube, Lady Gaga, etc. he'd get booked every time he scores for time wasting, he takes an eternity to do them! I'd be hoping he doesn't score!
Don't we always have a "Brazilian striker" on trial every transfer window? Just smacks of some subversive advertising by SISU. "Come to sixfields and help us afford this exciting Brazilian striker and Portuguese winger"