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Hope your old man is on the mend. I had a heart attack in the early hours and my defibrillator, which is connected to Walsgrave, kicked it back to life. Next day I had a call from the hospital saying the consultant has requested you get to hospital ASAP, there's a bed waiting for you. Called an...

The title gave me nightmares. I'm on Marriage number 3 and don't need shite like that to ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Odds on next Rangers manager.

Odds for next Villa manager.

These odds are for Norwich job..

Two of us wanted to change our seats. Went to the ticket office, looked at the stadium plan, selected our new seat and the girl took us out to see if we liked them. Yep, ta very much. Brilliant service.

Bit like the Harry Enfield sketches, all talking whatever, then its Hello Mrs Pattinson.

Bratwurst, frikadellen and halloumi cheese. Can't beat them on a barbie.

Had it years ago in my big toe. It frigging hurt. As I've got older, get it 2/3 times a year starts off in my foot and goes to my knee. When I feel it coming on pop the naproxen.

Had them In my kitchen, the question was... what am I going to do?

What's the fuss. The Euros are cancelled, football hopefully will resume in 4/5 weeks time. Extend the season till all league games have finished. Even if it is extended till end of june middle of July players could still have time off. If needed, extend next season by a couple of weeks. Cancel...

Go to the doctor. I had it, my left eye closed, looked as if I'd been in a fight. Left a scab then a scar above my eye. Not nice.

Many years ago. There was a bar with a stage in. The stage moved off to the side revealing a pool, with naked ladies in. Say no more. By the time certain people arrived home their bags were waiting on the door step. Maybe strike it off places to visit. Brilliant City.

Dianne Abbott.

Walking back from the Ricoh to the Hen Lane club. Having a laugh, chattering about the game, farted and followed through big style, everywhere even my socks.. Luckily I lived on route, home showered changed all the clothes chucked the others in a bin. Straight up to the club on the piss again...

Few years back I had a massive heart attack. Basically I died and the fantastic doctors shocked me back to life. I saw the white lights and my grandfather was there saying that we are not ready for you yet and pushed me back up. Before it happened I always thought life after death etc was a load...

Malta.

Thunder and lightning very very very frightening ....... la la la la

I was 11 at the time, I had the airfix model of the rocket. Sad time as my Dad passed away less than a month before the landing, so I really wasn't in to it. Was allowed to stay up and watch it.