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What time is it grandad ? " it's five and twenty past "

Oh yes, make sure you report back. We're all on tenterhooks. Say hello to the Irish premier from all of us on SBT.

And miss out on the world of Walter Mitty ? No chance.

Lord Haw Haw likes to big himself up .

Me and Mrs adm are watching grime and punishment on channel 5. There's a bloke setting rat traps in someone's loft. Mrs has just said " what do you do about rats if you're a vegetarian ? "

..but he couldn't hit a barn door at 5 yards.

Julian Darby . He was asleep for much of any game.

is it small portions of something for people who've left their false teeth at home ?

If it is, there's a lot in Leamington Spa ! Must be posh.

I still don't know what a bistro is and I'm too embarrassed to ask .

I doubt whether anyone on here is going to lose sleep over your terrible situation. Nice to keep the population up to date on your bowel movements, though.

Well, common sense would suggest they are alive and well and are talking ccfc somewhere. Completely out of your comfort zone. There's always the Samaritans.

Bollocks to Brexit, Mr Grimsdale.

Self indulgence at iits absolute finest. Why use 50 words when 200 will do.

It is. You should take it seriously.

Physically threatening ? You are a lilly livered drama queen of the highest order.

You assume a lot. Wrong as usual. Why did you go to Germany ? Running away from some dark past you'd rather not discuss. I left teaching because at my age I wanted a change and didn't want weekends full of paperwork and box ticking. Sorry I didn't get sacked. You obviously couldn't hack it in...

Why does anyone change jobs? Did you leave the UK because you needed to reinvent yourself or something more sinister ?

He'll now tell you he never loses an argument, with the odd " troll" thrown in for special effect .