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I can't cee dee kay - "know"

It's 2 a.m in Tomango's

Didn't she ask him to bend her over and he said "what for" he is truly incompetent

That was a tough wank

I don't know enough about him to judge if this is good or bad news, so I'll give him till half time in his first game to decide

Looking at the 2 halfs of the draw if we get past Germany there is no excuse forvnot making the final

I feel like a Sunderland fan watching this

Was due to be extradited for tax evasion, that's how they got Al Capone

Hungary you beauties

House

That's soft ref

So we could be playing France or Portugal or Hungary, glad that's cleared up, is there any scenario in which we face the Germans.

I take it back

He's going to take Saka off isn't he

What a finish from Modric

Scotland 1-1

Croatia winning

He's never found the pot of gold

Saka showing the tempo that is needed to turn teams

That's it Gareth, safety first, the football equivalent of Harry Potters "stupify" spell.