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Id argue the original should have been left well alone and I’m disappointed Elton took the money.

I had a “sorry you weren’t in” card pushed through the door yesterday saying they’d left my parcel behind the bin. There it was, behind the bin on the front drive in full view of every passer by. Of course I was in, had been all day and my car was on the drive. Why wouldn’t you ring the bell...

Well… if they come up with an offer to keep you, monetary and project wise, and your happy enough where you are, then that changes things. A few months ago I went through the interview process and got an offer elsewhere which was a 30% increase on my basic plus bonus. Days then spent mulling it...

Longford Engine is usually full of away fans when there is any significant following. Expecting a dicey back walk down the canal after the game when we’ve inevitably scored a 93rd minute winner. Payback for that (what felt like eight legged) cup tie defeat on penalties two seasons ago.

Doesn’t really deal with relocation but when my company was acquired by another c. 6 years ago I was thrown onto a new team and under a new manager in the space of a fortnight. Previous manager made redundant and along with all but one other fee earner in our department. Felt at first there...

I have to minute return to work interviews when people have been off sick for a day with the shits. But you wouldn’t think to minute a conference call discussing a £350m contract I s’pose… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59320858

It’s reassuring to know that the EFL’s stringent business plan that Reading have to adhere to will mean no more signing overpaid, crocked journeymen they don’t need.

Probably be about 11 blokes there in total 🤣

Blimey Kyle Storer is Solihull captain. He was captain of the Coton Green under 16s team I played in 20 years ago. Prick didn’t have to come training, just rocked up every Sunday, put the armband on and took every set piece 🤣 he was good though to be fair.

I make Bournemouth, Fulham and Baggies the big three, two of whom will obviously already be up. Really interested to see how we do against West Brom in a few weeks. If we beat them (a point against Sheff Utd and 3 against Blues permitting) I genuinely think 4th or 5th and promotion through the...

You like her songs? Fair enough

He should have a statue, freedom of the city, a lordship, several acres of land, tax relief, free bar on boat trips, a Nando’s black card and first dibs on away tickets.

Seconds before the 11am two minutes silence too. Probably not a coincidence. C*nts.

Frightening. The consequences if she’d got in the hospital don’t bear thinking about. Don’t they have a huge newborn ward there? Sickening to think. And yes, if true the bloke should be showered with every honour and award possible.

Back at HR as an impressionable early teenager we entered and left through the players and directors’ entrance so over my first two seasons following the club I had pictures with all of the premier league players and managers that would stop. You wouldn’t think that the most polite and...

Rebound relationships never work.

Yeah I saw that too. Bizarre.

I feel bad that the chap has literally been on the bathroom floor behind the panel for an hour now about four feet away from a steaming pile of festering turd.

The flexible hose below bath split this morning at 6am. Took 15 minutes to find the stop cock. Water flooded kitchen and bathroom and power all off. Good times 👌🏻 Edit: this all happened pre morning coffee and shit. Not thinking about the fact there is now no water, I’ve just curled out a...