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Did you know, they are so thick in Leshtur if they wanted to commit suicide they would turn the clay pigeons on themselves!

Are you free a week tomorrow about 1.15 p.m., Cofa Court, ground floor? ;)

Indeed. What really pees me off is that I still have to sign on every two weeks and they give me loads of stick about getting a job and have no sympathy whatsoever. I do keep reminding them that they aren't giving me a single bean!!

I am indeed! Thank you. :claping hands: I am not entitled to any benefits at all so am currently living off raindrops from the guttering and acorn sandwiches. Without the sandwich bit of course.

I wish I was. I am deadly serious. They will pay me £15 for today's work, but as I say I had to make a purchase of £5 even though I didn't want anything from the poxy shop. They had a plain green jumper which I had to try on as part of the check. It had no pattern, no markings, was really thin...

this is Villa and Leshtur we are talking about here. That's not football that's torture!!!

Which other sport would you turn to instead?

Oops, forgot the car park charges. Let's say it will be £2 for 1 hour. That means I will owe them £1.04. Do you think they would accept a cheque?

And now the fookers have just emailed me another one! :facepalm: Leshtur to John Lewis. They are going to pay me £12. no purchase required. Hmmmm, let me think. Estimated petrol cost = £5.52 each way, that's £11.04. That means a days work for 96p. It's a job that just keeps giving and giving...

All I know is that if David Bell lived next door to me I'd be very wary to put salt down on the paths in Winter.

Come on though, let's face it, you're a student. I bet you did fook all that 1 hour! :D