I like to fart in the food aisle in shops just to see peoples face as they get a whiff drives my wife mad as I walk off saying I will just leave that there.
Won't wear anything claret or purple on a match day, also only go through gate 20 at the Ricoh one game a steward said there is nobody queuing at 21 and I said so what I am going in through 20
I would send her a shit wrapped in a bow to show what we think of her ownership of the club, as for a statue a tombstone would be more appropriate and if she was under it even better
I think it will be a win for the convicts 3 2 as you say I think their pace attack may be too much, Stokes is a big miss and I still don’t think they have an opening partner for Cook
No shame in purchasing pile cream, the most embarrassing thing I had to buy was a pregnancy test kit kept telling the lady it was for my wife and showing my wedding ring don't know why.