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  1. mrtrench

    Get (cefovid) Ronald to the Ricoh!

    Try Parcel2Go. com They are a courier bucket shop - can get Uganda shipping for 4kg for just over £100 there. I'll chip in to cover the costs. I'm sure we can get it together here within an hour or so.
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    21/22 Summer transfer mega-thread

    Thanks. I feel so much better now I have your blessing.
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    21/22 Summer transfer mega-thread

    It's hardly surprising that Kelly picks up loads of injuries - he must be off balance due to the heavy load he has to bear. It must put a strain on all of his muscles. The club has offered genital-reduction surgery to fix the issue but he's turned it down - obviously not taking his career...
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    21/22 Summer transfer mega-thread

    OK, well if you want him gone, work hard at school, get involved in professional football at the top level and when Robins leaves you can apply for his job and terminate Jodi's contract. Nothing could be easier.
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    21/22 Summer transfer mega-thread

    There are plenty of world-class players who successfully recovered from ACL: Falcao; Alan Shearer; Van Nistelrooy... Jodi has been unlucky to have three, but both knees have now been fixed by a top specialist. If it goes again after that, I agree his career is over. But IMO it's worth giving...
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    21/22 Summer transfer mega-thread

    Jodi doesn't have infected screws in his knee.
  7. mrtrench

    How are new songs adopted?

    I think the best songs are kind; blokey taking the piss (20 goals...). I think that crosses the line to being cruel.
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    How are new songs adopted?

    This is something that has had me wondering for years. I don't know why I never thought to ask before. How do new songs get taken up? It's certainly not on here, as almost every suggestion is verbose, not funny and generally shit.* And in any case, the internet didn't exist when we didn't...
  9. mrtrench

    Danny Cashman.

    Ann's no longer allowed within 1 mile of children, let alone scouts, after the incident with the toffee crisp and the Ford Transit.
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    21/22 Summer transfer mega-thread

    Love what I saw of Politic last season.
  11. mrtrench

    Most surprising player this year.

    And despite all that, playing at best maybe 8 or 9 of our first choice 11 all season, the general sentiment is that only two or three of our players are Championship quality.
  12. mrtrench

    Most surprising player this year.

    It must be an important decision if they've appointed several juries to assess Walker.
  13. mrtrench

    Moving to Australia

    I take it you don't work for the Australian Tourist Board?
  14. mrtrench

    We are safe!

    It's good nobody told him how to play against us: simply pass the ball to our defence or keeper and they'll do the rest. Either that or walk into our penalty area and one of us is sure to hack them down.
  15. mrtrench

    So who do we think will be leaving ?

    The 1 minute between your posts isn't ages.
  16. mrtrench

    So who do we think will be leaving ?

    If Yoko had been a football player, which position do we think she'd have played? I think she'd be a number 9, number 9, number 9...
  17. mrtrench

    So who do we think will be leaving ?

    You may say that.
  18. mrtrench

    So who do we think will be leaving ?

    Come on. It's easy if you try.
  19. mrtrench

    21/22 Summer transfer mega-thread

    These are the players I think we should go for: Bouma Bosma Charlie Wakefield Reise Allassabi Dexter Walters Jak Hikman Callum Maycock Zain Westbrooke Jordan Ponticelli Junior Brown Jordy Hiwula Tom Bayliss Lee Burge Liam O'Brien Tom Davis Stuart Bevon Jordan Willis Jack Grimmer Tony Andreu...
  20. mrtrench

    Budget

    100%. This isn't a "Fidelity UK Special Situations" unit trust (and even then the information is there for anyone who wants to find it). People putting money with SISU will be very wealthy and sophisticated investors... which may be through their Wealth Manager but they will know.
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