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Bad luck on the Boris Johnson one.

Bret the hitman hart and bam bam bigolo were on a flight to Vancouver with us many years ago

Jean Paul Gaultier at Charles de Gaulle airport looked like a twat in a skirt James cordon and David gower in selfriges London they weren’t together Serge Gnabry and Kieron Gibbs as above they were looking at watches Danny Thomas in quo vardis thirty odd years ago a lovely man Stacey Soloman...

Steve harmison was on talksport this morning and was talking about the World Cup side he thinks the eleven from this series plus Woakes vince etc he said there is one space for a bowler and straight away said Henry Brookes has been bowling fast this year but then said he would pick Sam Curran as...

My second team is Coventry City under 23’s, can’t stand international football

I think the ecb will already be controlling Brookes workload and I can’t imagine Warwickshire over bowling him. With Finn that is the same old excuse he chooses to play at Middlesex so 50% of the time he plays at lords maybe he should speak to the grounds man and ask him to produce better...

That’s a worry they have turned the rest to shit so what will they do to him. There seem to be a few useful youngsters coming through the lad at Worcester and all of them letting the Currans take the headlines

If turnbull keeps going he will find his level

My aunt was parking her car in a car park Coventry one night there was one other car in the car park so she decided to park next to it yes you’ve guessed it she reversed into it

Told them it was a Ferrari, I can’t remember if we bothered to claim

Had somebody beak into my car to steal the tom Tom out of the glove box (bad luck arseholes it was in the house) I saw one of them hanging through the window but couldn’t get out in time, all they got was the service box and manual which they they chose to throw at the windscreen of a car down...

This one is a bit embarrassing I was driving on the a14 and was overtaken by a three wheel robin reliant the speed it was traveling at made a round piece of tubing fall off it which came at my car like a dart it missed the screen by inches and gouged a hole into the roof of the car lucky it was...

I had a slow pigeon fly in front of my on the m6 I was willing him to get over the car but alas not he hit the top of my windscreen and I heard him bounce on the roof I thought I hope his death is not drawn out and it wasn’t I looked in the mirror and there was a blast of feathers as he went...

Somebody has tampered with the generator now but the game is still on.

What a surprise fat man is signing lots of players does that mean he will be off before the end of the season again, the amount of players he signs he must be very pally with the agents;)

He should go as he plays first team men’s football rather than pissing about in the youth or reserve teams at prem clubs as you can see in the checkatrade how good that football must be

Two cheeks from the same arse wasps owners and sisu

Italia and Grendel dream team

All these poor ladies forced into wearing those clothes