I think you will find that Hammer Gilbert is the nickname they have for him round the Telegraph offices.
Could be of course it's because they just want to hit him all the time.
That's not right surely. For starters there's Sheff ..... oh, err.... right ..... okay then, there's Sunder ..... oh........... err...
Good point.
Wankers.
Does he? I thought everyone liked him. Rosita is annoying and Carl is annoying and pudding bowl haired, pigeon English girl is annoying, but I thought we all liked Rick.