So it's nothing to do with Sisu, but he sounds like the guy from Sisu.
Right. What if he just got it wrong rather than it being just part of a large orchestrated attempt to eventually see 51% of a forum population be called 'Timmy' at some point?
I like the part where you're sarcastic as if it's the only possible course of action, and teams don't routinely employ a lone striker throughout the league.
McDonald was the new Eastwood. Never doing it, but always apparently on the cusp of coming good if he was just allowed the games his performances clearly didn't warrant.