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You're not the Swedish Chef by any chance are you?

A complete waste of time for everyone but the board as they bag some cash for the club from selling our best players.

Scenario. If you are struggling at work with your workload and your boss says he will bring 1 or 2 people in to help does that usually result in 1 or 2 people leaving as well?

I think if we sell 2 we will bring in 2. if we sell 3 we will bring in 3. Disappointing thing of course is that it will be our best players being replaced by cheaper substitutes who probably aren't as good. When Dulieu said we were after 1 or 2 players he didn't let on that we would have...

Maybe it's a 12 course Medieval Banquet lunch and lasts about 6 hours.

Hmm, interesting that he had his medical at lunchtime but we've heard nowt yet. Discussing personal terms maybe. I'm sure the two sides will be close. His agent will start the bidding at a wage of £12,000 a week and we will start from a position of £50 a week and and two balti pies.

Would the board at CCFC sell their parents? No, but they have been loaning out their sisters and aunts for some months now.

Still a lying two-faced slag I'm sorry to say! :D

Exactly how I introduce my wife to people!!

Another reason I'm glad we didn't get him. What use is a professional footballer who has had a heart transplant!!!

Don't take it so seriously! Do you want a pinch of salt?

I would be okay about it if we can sell Juke and get 2 good/half decent strikers in and sell Clingan and get 2 good/half decent midfielders in, yes. But that's it. We need more players, not just replacing one with another almost like for like and possibly not as good.

Well everything goes through Clingan so yes it is.

Nope. If true, certainly not! Good job we have lots of cover in midfield though, eh!