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Could have been worse, last year it would have been in front of a giant sewing machine trying to stitch the pitch together.

Fuck, if this means that fucking doug King songs back on I hope the deal falls through.

All I know is that the club met with several agents last week, the only player I know whose representative was there was Simms. I'd imagine those agents in turn spoke to lots of clubs. Nothing groundbreaking there really, it's only news if you'd somehow convinced yourself we weren't signing...

And more on the way

Hamer!

His sources have told him Simms has one leg shorter than the other and can only run in a circle

Yes

Anyone fancy going on a pissing spree at a local rapeseed farm

The subtext here is this is an interesting pointer towards. the relationship between current stadium owners and the club.

Was his name an anagram of Greggs and did he claim this encounter took place in his cousins carpet shop?

There was a Barnsley account yesterday claiming he wasn't for sale. So fuck knows what the true story is

Rose refused a new contract didn't he?

You pull out a post like this every season and it always proves to be unnecessary bedwetting. The kit reveal is neither here nor there as far as preparing the squad for the new season goes, a missed commercial opportunity, yes, but irrelevant as far as preparing for the season goes. And I...

Down to 1320, can't believe they've taken the brum season away. The amount I drank that season deserves some sort of permanent recognition. We should have been able to keep them in perpetuity, or until the first liver transplant at least.

Think it's a combination of play off final defeat, close season and lack of signings. It's a toxic combination!

Congrats on the job, this place has been bedlam

No shit, place has lost its collective mind, you need to get on top of it Nick!!

Well if its confirmed by insider online.......

That's where his username comes from Gyokeres Is My Oldest Chum

You're going to have to narrow that down a bit