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And for that she'll even take her teeth out for you.

I will. I'll have a think while on my usual Sunday morning stroll in the woods on the search for poisonous funghi!

Fact is, she wouldn't been seen dead on here. Though I would settle for that. Her on here, but dead! :D

And she absolutely detests football anyway. Which is yet another reason I obviously wish to see her demise! ;)

You obviously didn't frequent GMK for the three years when I was plotting her death and enquiring about hitmen then! ;)

Good idea. Make a change from the wife's usual red light.

Therefore, he indeed wasn't even on the bench was he! :whistle:

Talk about half a job!! :facepalm: Where's the list of seat numbers and rows? Dear me!! :facepalm:

Yeah, but only deliberately after the game to back up his story.

He means heresy.. 'Heresy is any belief or theory that is strongly at variance with established beliefs or customs. ' He is therefore saying he is committing heresy as he is going against the grain of collected opinion.

Beat me to it! Have no idea what happened.

A draw will be fine.

Bloody hell! 4 goals in less than a minute! ;)