It's weird that even though he is no longer chairman, he thinks he will still deal with the same issues i.e. offers to buy players. Surely if he was doing that before then it's the Chairmans job ant not his?
He really has turned the club around though. Huge attendances and 4th in the league to crap attendances and bottom of the League in less than 12 months is impressive. Congratulations kenneth I wish I could be as good as you.
If not, bang him over the head with the fire extinguisher and then he will lie there unable to get away. If anyone then wants to use the fire extinguisher on him then it would be highly amusing.
Bloke goes into a pet shop and asks the manager
`I want to buy a wasp`
Manager `Sorry-we only sell pets here?`
Bloke says `But you,ve got one in the window`