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With yesterday’s briefing and now this I’m getting the impression that the scientists are positioning to throw the government under the bus before the government throws them under. They’ve probably realised by watching Starmer dismantle Boris this government of poor man’s Diane Abbott’s are...

Apparently only Hot Air Bridges are official policy.

Just going through the live feed on the BBC’s website and apparently the Times is reporting that the government is being forced into a U turn on schools by their scientists who say that the track and trace systems needs to be up and working and effective before the schools can reopen.

My youngest’s school wrote to us yesterday saying that she would be in for 3 half days every other week in classes of ten and never leave their desk accept for toilet break. What’s the point.

I see they’ve eliminated people tested from the graph used in the daily briefing as well today.

Some of the other characters involved in it aren’t too savoury either.

I’m going to let the wife suck by knob while I’m tied to the bed with CCFC scarfs. Too much info? Well you did ask.

Yeah but they’re coming over here stealing our jobs. Is that what you want because that’s what will happen.

check out the snowflakes in the reply’s to this. It’s like that video that went viral of that lad crying leave Britney alone, only now it’s leave Boris alone.

Imagine if Winston Churchill had have been this invisible. What would they call a film if they made one about Boris? The quietest hour? Can’t be Morgan/Johnson or Neil/Johnson because he doesn’t do interviews. Boris seX? Johnson: A long walk to freezer.

I think the problem for Dom is he has been quick to jump to, if you don’t suck Boris’ cock like I do it must mean you want people to die just so you can say you were right, position in the not so distant past ie every day from the start of this. It’s just a case of what goes around comes around.

Talking of the invisible man has anyone read the comments on Boris’ twitter feed. 10% are we love you Boris, 60% are why have you killed so many people and 30% are open the pubs you c**t it’s a hoax. I think the Tories will let him get brexit done then fuck him off using him as the fall guy to...

He reminds me of John Culshaws parody of Ross Kemps Gangs “things are getting hairy, I’m out of here”.

That’s despite a PR campaign in certain newspapers of portraying teachers as the enemy.

Saw that, it was funny. She said she was worried about him because of the risks associated with taking the drug for someone in his age group and with his weight issues. If he does die of one of the side effects will it have to be logged as natural selection given he’s doing it anyway despite the...

It gets lonely being a security guard. Especially when everyone in the main gatehouse has had enough of you so they’ve kicked you out and you’re sitting in the little one on your own dealing with exits.

Footballers can self isolate themselves from family if they do catch it. How does a 5 year old child self isolate from their family?

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