It wasn't very welcoming and not clearly a joke. Why do you abjectly refuse to employ the gifts you were given? I think you are so used to being under fire and responding accordingly that you have forgotten how to respond appropriately.
Did you know by the way, that a gargoyle is only a gargoyle if it has water running through it as some of them do, out of their mouths and such. The ones that don't are 'grotesques' not gargoyles.
Yeah I love those portmanteau movies too but I still return to those Hammer classics like 'Brides of Dracula', 'Curse of the Werewolf', 'Plague of the Zombies', etc. They have a feel to them that is unique; they don't look like other movies from the time but they don't look like TV either. They...
Well kind of... I was thinking more Hammer Horror or even the old b&w Universal Horrors.
'Penny Dreadful' is great for more modern stuff but don't tell me owt, I'm still on series 2.
I don't mean the clothes and the music, I mean old horror movies, ghost stories, castles and abbeys, the romantic poets, thunderstorms, crypts and anything dark and atmospheric?
Probably just me but I thought I'd ask.