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  1. Otis

    Phoned Crewe Today and I Quote (Day 2)

    Yep, but you just say you will pick up the tickets in person from the ticket office. You would have to leave the wheelchair outside though unfortunately.
  2. Otis

    Phoned Crewe Today and I Quote (Day 2)

    Not your Stephen Hawking voice? :o
  3. Otis

    Phoned Crewe Today and I Quote (Day 2)

    Best to keep the story simple. And why don't you just buy 4 tickets instead of 8 or whatever? Get 4 tickets. If successful, get someone else to ring tomorrow. Just go for a name and a local address up there. Why would they question you further? Just get a bit of background info. Such as, the...
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    Phoned Crewe Today and I Quote (Day 2)

    Watt?? :confused::confused::confused:
  5. Otis

    Phoned Crewe Today and I Quote (Day 2)

    Had to look at that twice. I did put viola didn't I. :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
  6. Otis

    Phoned Crewe Today and I Quote (Day 2)

    Best not to say you live in Electricity Street. They might charge you more. :whistle:
  7. Otis

    the edge needs a song

    He's French, he's black, he's put you on your back Billy Edge! Billy Edge!
  8. Otis

    Phoned Crewe Today and I Quote (Day 2)

    Bit daft really. Warwickshire branch of Crewe supporters. Don't think there's even a Crew branch of Crewe supporters. Don't know why you don't just go for one of the Stoke or Crewe postcodes. Another option is this. Just pick out a common name, then look on BT Phonebook. Such as ...
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    the edge needs a song

    He gets knocked down but gets back up again?
  10. Otis

    sort it out everyone

    Would say before kick-off. knowing the City we could be 2-0 down by the 9th minute and then it won't be just the balloons and suchlike that are deflated.
  11. Otis

    The revolution starts here

    I am now. Wasn't at all until Robins turned up. He's like a can of Fabreeze and now you can hardly smell the stench anymore.
  12. Otis

    MK Dons

    I disagree about them being in a better position. Much better to have the points on the board I feel. MK will have a serious backlog of fixtures if they are 4 games behind. Half the time there are 2 games a week anyway in League One, so they may well end up having to play 3 games a week on a...
  13. Otis

    sort it out everyone

    Seriously? A pound in Poundland? :o
  14. Otis

    sort it out everyone

    Don't be daft. That's not me, that's my girlfriend.
  15. Otis

    sort it out everyone

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0094EEOSM/?tag=skblta-21
  16. Otis

    sort it out everyone

    That's what I have, a grey elephant. Making one hell of a mess of my garden fence I can tell you!
  17. Otis

    Swansea ball boy gets a kicking

    Reminds me of a silly old joke. Think it was Ken Dodd who said it many years ago. Queue of people lining up at a building site for a job. First one goes to the counter ..... Building Site Manager: 'Name please!' Man: FW Woolworth. Building Site Manager: 'I've no time for time wasters! Next!'...
  18. Otis

    Im driving to Crewe today.....

    And hopefully there will be no Marathon Man style interrogation by the staff with you strapped in a chair and them with dental drills and no anesthetic.
  19. Otis

    Phoned Crewe Today and I Quote

    Well that's it in a nutshell. They are just looking to avoid any trouble and it there are pockets of City supporters everywhere then trouble could flare up. As Hill says, open up a stand or section off part of another stand.
  20. Otis

    Swansea ball boy gets a kicking

    Yep, sorry, misunderstood. Thought you were making out that as the family was rich the lad couldn't be a chav and would get his duffle bag from Fortnum and Mason rather than Argos.
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