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Really need that wide forward now.

Has Robins ever put a mid season signing straight in?

If he meets a wife over here will she be Torp, Pauline?

Have updated. “Fucking” is a surprisingly international word and used by the Danes. Google translate used “shit” instead which isn’t right at all.

Love a Dane. Lego. Bacon. Marvellous. Think along with a LB and a RCB and a ST it’s a position well upgrade if Vik goes or we get a cash injection somehow. Maybe a loaner next season otherwise.

If you get a selfie with him, is it a TorpPic?

Han er her. Han er der. Han er alle fucking hvor. Victor Torp. Victor Torp.

Let’s say we’ve got £8-9m left of the Gus money for arguments sake. O’Hare looks like he’ll be off on a free. Vik might stay. £2m on this guy, same again on Binks, an AM, and a wide forward. Or £5m on a CM and £1m on AM/CB/WF who we need in the summer?

This thread:

I think we need to move the ball quicker all over the pitch TBH.

Probably. I’m hoping for a pass average mph stat. I want someone who fires it across the pitch.

@Frostie what’s the stat that can tell us if he pings balls about?

*torpic

TBH a) £2.1m was until the last window more than we’d spent on a player in decades b) I have felt we abandonded the cheaper gambles a little this last window. c) He’s more than Saka and Thomas and people aren’t complaining about them.

To steel man a restrained approach: We don’t know if Vik will go in the summer, we don’t know if O’Hare will stay. Both change things significantly. It’s a tough league and January is a tough window to find value in. We could re-sign O’Hare and Vik goes for £86m and we’ve got £10m plus the...

Plot twist: Doug’s accepted an offer for O’Hare and this lad is the replacement.

Some stats from: https://footystats.org/players/denmark/victor-torp

That’s for when the messages on his phone get leaked…

If you look at child abuse images on the dark web are you a Tor pedo? 🤔

I predict everyone calls him Vik. I also predict when he scores from the edge of the area Andy Turner will use the headline Torp-edo