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Yep. How many said they believed it? Just cos people argue as to whether or not any player would be a good or bad signing, that doesn't mean people just believed the validity of the OP.

I obviously care half as much. Is that not good enough for you?

Nelson Mandela's free. And OJ Simpson. Wouldn't want to sign him though. Liable to stab you in the back.

David Bell's brother.

I used to work with the bloke who married Nicola's sister.

Thorn Eyes Swift Signing? Surprised no-one has asked who this Swift geezer is yet? Who's he play for?

Okay. He's not done that though.

Not so sure about that. Maybe I use Twitter for the wrong reasons then. I follow a few people, Stephen Fry, Derren Brown, Eddie Izzard etc. but I just use it to see what they are up to and for tour dates etc. etc. Never ever even considered tweeting them. Perhaps I just don't get Twitter at...

Okay, I'll put the question a different way. Why would I tweet someone famous?

I'd rather have Platt than Heskey. For Heskey's wages we could get at least 3 or 4 more players in.

No-one famous has ever tweeted me. Why would famous people tweet plebs like us?

Why on earth would we let a player who doesn't score in Clive Platt walk and sign an ex England striker who doesn't score either. Madness. Corrected it for you. And, don't wish to pee on your chips, but wasn't Tim Sherwood an ex England international?

Well it is goals we need and it's goals Heskey is known for! In fact isn't his nickname Emile 'Goal Machine' Heskey? Or on second thoughts it maybe could be 'Barn-door' Heskey.

Thought he was going back to Leshtur.

Like where the button is for the secret drinks cabinet behind the book case in the boardroom?

David Bell will be lining up on the right side of midfield for AFC Coventry for the foreseeable future. There in the Midland Alliance, 5th Division South AT will continue to stress how good he looks in training and that this could well be the year for him. After 20 years as professional...