Well I am shocked. I had no idea. ;);)
Just thought Scotland was a county like Warwickshire or Yorkshire or Essex, only much further up north. :whistle:
But Scotland isn't a seperate country. We conquered them some years back and they are owned by us, the English. They need to do as they are told otherwise we will send them scurrying away back into the heathers and gorse. We gave them democracy, they gave us The Proclaimers! ;);):whistle::whistle:
Agree with this. But would just say that If Deegan, McSheffrey, Jutkiewicz, Cranie, Clingan, Keogh, Murphy, Bigi, Christie and McDonald all stay fit hroughout the season I think we'll be lower mid-table
Okay, so what about storybooks then instead? For our friends up the M69 it could books of monsters, ogres, beasts and werewolves. Or better known in Leshturshire as "Tracing Your Family Tree."
Couldn't do any worse could I?
Hmmmm .... Commercial Director.
1. Free beer for every supporter over 18 to entice them into the ground.
2. Free spliff to the under 18's to entice them into the ground
3. And free Coke for the under 7's to entice them into the ground.
4. Topless bar staff at...