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WTF! That was me just posted that, not a hacker. Who the hell just hacked into my account to say my account had been hacked into?

Hey!!!!! Who the fook hacked into my account? Grrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :censored:

Why would we? Because Ken Dodd's dad's dog says so? Because the lady at the chippy says she overheard the lad who lives next door to Conor Thomas' second cousin twice removed saying Mr. Thomas senior's account had been hacked at the same time the moon was in Uranus and because aqua marine is...

This is all going to come in very handy. Next time my wife finds out I have had a delivery of my 'special interest' dvd's I'm going to tell her whoever ordered them mst have hacked into my account. Also thinking of telling several people to f**k off by email too and say that I my account must...

I got a message from the RicohArena twitter account asking me to vote for them so they can get some event or other. Yeah, but that's for the S Club 7 comeback tour. They are hoping for a sell out........ Of the first 2 rows of the Tesco Stand.

Eleventy billion to one.

No, you can assume she is very much Russian!!

Okay, so he's got a nice mane and a shiny coat, but you can't say he's particularly well hung can you.

I don't get it. I say to her the Russian people have been lied to for close on 100 years, why would she believe anything that comes out of official sources? But she honestly believes Russia were right to invade Ukraine to protect the Russian people there, says the Ukraines shot down this plane...

There is if you're my missus. Always takes the Russian standpoint and thinks Putin is an absolutely wonderful man who can do no wrong. :(

Probably constantly exhibiting himself that meant he had to leave the country.

I asked my missus last Saturday, 'are you buying any more new shoes?' To whch she replied, 'Not anytime soon.' By Monday she had 2 new pairs in the wardrobe.

Doesn't sound very friendly to me.

Is he okay?

Tell me about it! My wife's a misery and she's been having an affair for years.

All chopped up and wrapped in brown paper, Jeffrey Dahmer style?

Yep, exactly. I grew up with presents and Christmas songs and all gathering round the TV and Christmas dinners and crackers, so it has been a big part of my life as far back as I can possibly remember.

But surely that is a complete nonsense isn't it? They have named all the people onboard. People know these people got on the plane. People left Facebook messages and spoke to people before they boarded. Are they trying to say that living passengers got on the plane alongside corpses?

Well, for one, As i brought up in a quite Christian family and I also used to be in the church choir. so that is part of my heritage anyway. Christmas has become much commercialised these days and for me, as I said, it's all about all the family being together, buying presents and dcorating...

Besides, I don't choose the public holidays, the government does and therefore companies follow that ethic. When I was working I would always have 7-10 days off, as my company would close the office. Maybe I shouldn't have utilised that time to celebrate then and should have used one the other...