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  1. Otis

    My birthday

    In one of the greatest-ever finishes to an English league season, Arsenal travelled to Anfield on Friday, 26 May 1989, needing three points and a two-goal winning margin to snatch the league from Liverpool. Against all odds, the Gunners did it. Afterwards, Alan Hansen complained that the...
  2. Otis

    My birthday

    I've found some more ridiculous football excuses too. In their opening game of the 2006 World Cup, Ukraine were decimated 4-0 by Spain. After the game, they didn't blame their terrible defending but instead cited loud frogs outside the team hotel as a reason for their poor...
  3. Otis

    My birthday

    Do you not read the papers Houch? ;) It's not my birthday.
  4. Otis

    Where should the fine go?

    There are leagues outside the Premier? :o:o
  5. Otis

    My birthday

    My employer failed to wish me a happy birthday, so I have therefore decided to hire a machine gun toting hitman and have them all mown down in a hail of bullets. I feel very disrespected and am hurt. :censored: Oh, and I am also thinking of leaving. :facepalm:
  6. Otis

    Just to fill me in

    I love cat people.
  7. Otis

    OTIUM ENTERTAINMENT GROUP LIMITED - new document

    Been asking myself the very same question for Dawn French. 'Winch' is my best guess.
  8. Otis

    OTIUM ENTERTAINMENT GROUP LIMITED - new document

    I wish Lenny Henry was nicely shot. ;)
  9. Otis

    OTIUM ENTERTAINMENT GROUP LIMITED - new document

    Also he was not so good in and around the box, hence why Dawn French dumped him.
  10. Otis

    Hats off to the CET

    So, am I right in saying, I need to take my hat off? :thinking about:
  11. Otis

    OTIUM ENTERTAINMENT GROUP LIMITED - new document

    When was this then, 1983?
  12. Otis

    OTIUM ENTERTAINMENT GROUP LIMITED - new document

    Maybe for the same reason Lenny Henry's tag reads ' Lenny Henry, comedian.'
  13. Otis

    OTIUM ENTERTAINMENT GROUP LIMITED - new document

    It does? Is he the chairman or just one of the directors?
  14. Otis

    Just to fill me in

    I thought it was the lager, lager, lager shouting.
  15. Otis

    Top gear racism row

    Errr, about which part? My not knowing 'slope' is a derogatory term, or the fact that 'slope' is a derogatory term?
  16. Otis

    New stadium

    You would prefer Cov United tops?
  17. Otis

    New stadium

    Well if it is one metre outside the Cloudcuckookland area I will refuse to set foot in the place!
  18. Otis

    New stadium

    I have heard they have been narrowed down to somewhere in England and somewhere in Cloudcuckooland.
  19. Otis

    Other local clubs

    And that my friend, you will find, very much counts as a no shit Sherlock moment.
  20. Otis

    Other local clubs

    Peterborough and Tranmere? 11 v 22! I'd hardly call that fair.
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