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are you sure they were women?

i'm a little surprised that no-one's suggested murder yet.

I really hope you don't share a season ticket

one in the hand is worth two in Kate Bush. or is it the other way round?

how does he know you're about to go to bed?

stick a tent up in your garden: Having trouble sleeping? Grab a tent and go camping, suggest researchers

Marlon King or Dave Lee Travis

although I suppose compared to what was going on inside the colluseum a couple of thousand years ago it's not as sad as it could be

why wait until you get home? I thought that was what the cape was for?

no, it's a different Callum Wilson

shouldn't you be doing some homework on Tuesday night instead?

its a tenner. Pay the full price you sponger!

We should force more disabled people to drive

Surely it's 'fuck off, you c**t' (note the comma - and you could argue for an exclamation mark too I guess.)

have you tried turning it off and back on again yet?

I thought 'church' used to play on a Sunday? Sky haven't changed that as well, have they?

Invacar - model 70 - Sky Blue

mind you don't shit on your own doorstep