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or perhaps re-arrange the letters of your competitors shop sign one night to confuse/discourage their customers e.g. A DRY COC FART

"I've done promos, used advertising space in the centre and all sorts. I really can't grumble about the numbers I have coming in, it's much better than I ever predicted." so it's not the footfall that's the problem. (sexism alert) Perhaps you need a bird with big tits serving behind the counter.

i bet you were deflated.

Bugger!

I've started to swear a lot more recently, so I phoned the tourettes helpline to see if I had a problem. They told me to fuck off.

? (disgrace)

let us know how you get on. I'm across the water from you (Bournemouth)

Ester?

Jimmy Carrs laugh

microwaves

Just reading a book (knowing the score - David Papineau ) which covers this (and other) questions - very good.

You're right. Jazz IS crap, but not just because you don't like it.

does calling them 'grab bags' mean it's OK to steal them?

people who say they have attended the "School of Hard Knocks" and the "University of Life". Utter cu^ts.

In tomorrows Telegraph, read Simon Gilbert's exclusive interview with Dianne Abbott.

was he a c**t then as well?

pretty sure climate change is to blame for the decline in some species. I've seen loads of robins this year but not a single batman :emoji_confused:

i thought it was "never trust a man who doesn't like beer?"

Yes - of course I want them to win 2-1 (tee hee)

I'd change the title to "the factors that impact..." before you hand it in.