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Bollocks is it lighthouses. If it did the hat would have a light around the forehead. That's a tribute to Where's Wally? (or Waldo for our American friends)

That requires a special lanyard for access to the 'special room'

And then he nutted you for ordering a woman's drink

Why was the game being played at midnight?

Made the Fresh Prince pop into my head now. In West San Andreas, GTA On the PS is where I spent most of my days Killin' touts, axing my rivals and fools Shootin' some hookers, instead of school

Always wondered why so many people leave 10 mins before HT and don't come back til 10 mins into the second half.

Wagner always feels like I'm in a bomber. Probably just the association through films. Though I've no idea why they use an X-Factor contestant.

Yeah, but that involves thinking long term.

What harm can it do though? Otherwise it comes across a bit as "You don't do things I want!" "What do you want?" "I'm not telling you cos you should know!"

Also because it'd be more coherent than the callers...

Oh no, he's hit the crossbra when it was easier to score!

Fair enough. Have you suggested them to the club?

Lati can be pretty bad when shielding the ball. Slightest touch from behind and he goes over looking for the free kick.

Could be the same guy. Most of them hated foreigners too.

It's not a designated away pub. Try and get in and you'll just get "GO ON! GER'OUTTA MY PUB!"

And both those alternatives would have very different responses. One would steadfastly oppose, the other would jump in with the US so enthusiastically it'd make Starmer look he's giving strong opposition to the US.