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This cuñt. Although the shirt is somewhat irrelevant in his case.

mmm, not wishing to appear mean, but he died 24 years ago.

Brilliant - thanks @Sky_Blue_Daz . Brought back lots of memories, including Forest winning the Championship at Highfield Road in '78, which I didn't realize was such an achievement at the time. With 1:07:02 left on the Netflix film, some kid in a Cov scarf 'video-bombs' John McGoverns interview...

are you talking about cricketers or umpa lumpas?

Cricketers (e.g. Jonny Bairstow today) celebrating individual milestones (scoring 100 today) whilst playing a part in a completely shit team performance. (i.e. a 5-0 series loss)

especially annoying for Umpa Lumpas

SPOILER ALERT!

Don’t you mean the Bull’ and Anchor?

I think that's kind of his point :) i.e. if they had just called it 'Warwickshire Radio' then people in Coventry would probably not have tuned in.

I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come… Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

Another jolly dog sex story. Not sure if it was the dog that was on coke, or the (wo)man Sex offender jailed for cocaine-fuelled sex with a dog in Bournemouth | Bournemouth Echo

OK. What's the difference between pressing 'CRTL-F1' and just pressing 'F1' ? (in 1992)

thumbscrew

were you calling about your ear problem?

Don't let the farmer catch you doing that

maybe they are referring to the inside of the mug, as opposed to the outside

Baxter Dury

Inner City song 'Big Fun' Always thought that they were singing 'we're having meatballs' (rather than we're having big-fun)

Hampers

you should start using the old, original 'of the clock?' phrase instead. More likely to get punched that way.