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Japandy and Paxman. Not sure it is their intention to be funny though.;)

Two points on this: 1. My daughter just said something funny a couple of minutes ago. Sunday Morning Live on BBC at the mo. The topic is whether Spurs fans should be chanting 'Yid Army' at football matches. She asked why racism was being discussed when they were talking about a football team...

That had me smiling too, the bit about the contracts since administration. What a dumb thing to say. Talk about stating the bleedin obvious!

I think the bloke is right. Since the NOPM campaign I no longer travel north, don't eat ham and when I buy coal I only buy it in small amounts rather than by the ton. I have also stopped going to town and keep buying new shoes rather than seeking out repairs at the cobblers.

When we have done badly I have been even more determined to go. Reverse logic in some ways I guess, but my feeling is, the worst the club are doing the more I feel they need me.

I think you'll find so many people have stopped posting on here because they are no longer attending and therefore have nothing to talk about. Considering that about 70% of posts used to be about the team on the pitch and predictions and ratings and individual performances and how well we...

We may well be playing good football, trouble is, next to no-one is there to see it. After years and years and years of abject failure, fans are going to rightly moan if the team are doing well but not even playing in their home city and they aren't watching the games. It's like a double...

Fisher has a contingency plan.

Who is Hardly Keats? The lesser known brother of John?

More likely that the grass was too dense and too high and blocked the sound as it came from the hill. Then if you factor in atmospheric pressure, voice capacity and vocal delivery, dependent upon age of yeller, then also unity and synchronisation of choir voices, you should have the true value...

Why, who are we playing tomorrow? Sent from my KIS using Tapatalk 2

Yep. She's become immune to the rat killer in her tea over the years and my poison darts always end up in next door's garden. Always have wanted to go onto Deal or No Deal just so when Noel Edmunds asks what I would do with the money I can say 'hire a hitman.'

We need to help her. Maybe we could start a campaign to assist her efforts. Call it Lucas Aid.

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That you are marrying the wrong woman. On mine there was thunder, lightning, congregational nose bleeds, road kill in the church yard and 13 black crows sitting on top of the spire. Amazing how you go ahead just for a bit of cake and a boogie afterwards isn't it.

Rain on your wedding day is telling you something.

I know that, but when a club is doing badly that's when it needs the fans the most. I myself feel much more inclined to go when we are at our lowest because I feel the team needs to fans more than ever.

Confuses me this. Surely if you go to watch Coventry City you go because you support Coventry City. You don't only start going because the team are playing well and winning. Sadly this has all contributed to our demise over the years. If City fans had supported the team through the lean years...

My wife did the classic Beckham thing a few years back. England were playing and Beckham was in the side. This was just after he had left Man U to go to Real Madrid. My wife said 'How come he's still playing for England? Isn't he now Spanish?'

Tim is an idiot?