Good news: The official inquest to deliver retribution against those who may have wronged Nigel Farage continues with the hiring of several top lawyers to decide how many more heads should roll
Bad news: One of those lawyers may have (brace yourselves) voted Remain
When will Farage finally...
He was hardly going to say he refuses to play anywhere but his favourite position!
I think he’s been playing at wing-back out of necessity this pre-season, and I’m sure he’ll see the odd spell there, but we’ve got a marquee signing at RWB now who needs to be starting every game.
There aren’t too many out and out flair-merchants in this league, so not sure how he’d adjust. I’m guessing he’d either be total shit or an absolute dream to watch.
You can only buy one ticket per supporter number - it doesn’t make a ton of sense for people to buy tickets just for the points if they’re not also planning to attend the away games anyway. I’d be amazed if it becomes a widespread problem.
It’s a pain in the arse, but the only solution is to match every ticket to an ID, and no-one wants that. I doubt the system is being abused THAT much, and buying tickets is always about who you know to some extent, there’s no getting around it.
I’m told he’s crumbled under pressure and didn’t want to face the tough questions from the offal admin. Someone asked him what he would say if asked whether he was excited to get started at Coventry, and he just took off and ran towards the nearest airstrip