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It seems like teams don’t need the encouragement!

You have to admit it’s been a fabulously entertaining PL season - the trope that it’s a boring, shooting-averse league just doesn’t hold water

Manchester United have now faced more shots (193) in 2024 than any other PL club I’m actually buzzing for the semifinal

You fell into the trap I’m afraid. Go and rehydrate and you can have another go hectoring about how not to cross prejudice lines.

My bad - I’m happy to correct the error Israel - Palestinian Conflict

A heartwarming message of tolerance from the man who said “the Jewish population generally is the most racist population on earth”

Turns out all it needed to turn Grendel woke was a joke about Marillion - will include a trigger warning next time

Please can someone clip and post that cross from today?

Yes all the kids will definitely have been impressed with my Slipknot reference - given that I’m trying to explain how ticketing works to a doddery Marillion fan I don’t think I can really be accused of trying to “connect with the youth”.

It’s another classic mid-season pivot from Robins, with fantastic results. Just wish we could get it right from the start of the season!

Lazy, is it? If I fly back from the US then I'm not usually getting out of bed three days afterwards, let alone playing and scoring in a game of football

Simms immense

The third goal at least allows me to safely acknowledge - Godden crossing the ball into his own penalty area while we’re defending a one-goal lead into stoppage time is one of the funniest things I’ve seen us do in ages.

Surprised Latibeaudiere and Wright have been on this long, we are going to be leaning on them heavily for the rest of the season

The growing understanding between Wright and Bidwell is very encouraging - he’s anticipating Bidwell’s runs on the overlap a lot better now

Neither is a ticket right in front of the stage at the same venue to see a band. In reality it can obviously be very different. Accessibility is paramount, but not sure it would be more fair or reasonable in practice to insist that every part of the stadium fits the needs of every possible...

Ellis Simms, my god, some of these opponents have children

Confidence Man

Not a Slipknot fan then? Not a perfect analogy, but still better than your imaginary 80 year-old bloke struggling to find tickets at a half full Wembley!