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If the right players are available tomorrow, we'll sign them tomorrow If anyone wants to buy any of our players tomorrow, we will sell them tomorrow.

No thanks, I'm driving.

We already have. Our slogan is 'We don't need slogans.'

We wouldn't need the legals without the criminals though. No criminals no legals. :D

Neither did I. Apparently it is though. slope A derogatory term/slur used for the purpose of describing a Vietnamese/Asian person. Describing the slope of their eyes . The Top Gear guys must have known this otherwise why make the joke?The whole point of the joke surely, the double...

This is getting very confusing. :D Surely now anyway, at this stage in the proceedings, there should have been just one simple question and nowt else. Shouldn't be 'Why' or 'Why Not?' Should have just been 'When!' That is the one question we need answering. When are we coming home? Not 'Why...

Die, die, die, Seppala?

28% turnout. Sometimes people get the government and local council they deserve.

Absolute classic!

I'll pop open a bottle of champagne, dance round a bonfire, give 3 cheers and sing ding, dong the witch is dead!! Oh,err .... no, hang on, I did that for Thatcher. Maybe I'll just sit back in my fireside chair with a smug grin on my face whilst watching Homes Under the Hammer or Breaking Bad.

They'd be hacked by people trying to save up for spa weekends though, so that's okay.

You don't trust Mumsnet? :o Where else are you going to get your knitting patterns and fashion tips?

Why, what were you expecting, Mumsnet?

I'm glad we don't have an 'anti flop' policy here. If we did, all the City players would be fined every season for the last 14 years.

Can't wait!!!

Ohh! bugger. You've been doing such a sterling job, Nick. When you say an episode isn't quite as good I lower my expectations and then when it comes on I enjoy it all the much more.

I loved last week's, but of course, you're a week ahead. Especially loved the little scene with Lester going in to buy socks and coming out with a shotgun and Malvo doing the deal with the guy selling stuff from his van. Fresh as ever for me. Loving it.

Or a ........ 'Boss, I can't play today, I have a splinter.'