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Frank Lampard’s Coventry City will enjoy disproportionate amounts of media coverage for as long as he’s here.

Especially when the semi-finals in question were games that you made a huge song and dance about beforehand about how you were going to get totally battered

Are you sure this is a game that, as a pensioner, you want to play?

If we can rake in sell-on fees for both Hamer and Gyokeres this summer then we may actually have a decent warchest this year. Or we could pay Luis Binks for another couple of days.

Spoons probably

They finished 21 points ahead of us!

I've been standing and applauding at my TV for about an hour now

Jesus, I'd forgot about that Panzo mistake until now, thanks a lot! In the moment that somehow felt worse than the Dabo penalty miss.

I would say they should just get rid of it for every game, but then what would you have left to talk about?

There's no way it happens for any other event at Wembley. Not like they would tell Taylor Swift she can only play to half a stadium because they can't move the engineering works.

Putting this here in the absence of a general playoff thread, but this is outrageous from TfL https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c79el1v028wo

A man on holiday in Florida walks into a bar in a remote part of the Everglades, and sees a sign on the wall - "Free beer for life for anyone who can pass The Test". Intrigued, he goes up to the barman and asks what it involves. "It's very simple," the old barman says. "And there are three...

Stevie Wonder calls up Quincy Jones on Boxing Day and says "Quincy, just want to say thank you for the Christmas gift, although I have to say the book you got me was very violent and bloodthirsty." Quincy gasps and says "Stevie, that wasn't a book, that was a cheese grater!"

Probably the best thing I’ve ever watched. I would say it goes this podcast, The Godfather pt 1, then the cat who plays the keyboard.

Saw a few Sunderland fans wandering around London in the sunshine yesterday, I was not expecting to seethe as much as I did. All in on Sheffield United.

Anyone else staying up til midnight for this one to drop? I’ve had trouble sleeping ever since the announcement if I’m honest.

I think there are more considerations to take into account than whatever tariff number Trump has plucked out of the air this morning. (But I’m sure these latest tariffs are for real this time, pinky promise)